Trumpton Library

[Unshelved @unshelfeed]

looking up http://t.co/hoRfghNEhE

[Trumpton Library @LibraryTrumpton]

@EarlOfTrumpton
Perhaps "miss" isn't quite the word. But we did notice that your books are now well overdue.

[Unshelved @unshelfeed]

all signed up http://t.co/IxuPBHAFcb

[Shirley Burnham @ShirleyBurnham]

via @thelincolnite Lincolnshire library cuts challenge dismissed, and one Lincoln facility to close http://t.co/pQCqZEpfYd I've commented

[bibliophile @savelibservices]

In 'Herefordshire – they tried to close all but one library.....a few years ago and....they’re trying again..'
https://t.co/JsIGEk64MJ

[Ian Rankin @Beathhigh]

Meanwhile, in Irony Corner...

[. @jdpoc]

Labour Leadership Contest Gets Surprise Nomination Of Unknown Candidate

http://t.co/vr2PiT4D5X

[Trumpton @Trump_ton]

Lord Belborough has just resigned from Parliament after realising he wasn't going to get away with snorting cider

[Alberto Nardelli @AlbertoNardelli]

Just so everyone is clear on where last week's €7bn loan to #Greece is going:

€2bn IMF
€4.2bn ECB
€0.5bn Greek central bank

[Trumpton Library @LibraryTrumpton]

@Muchintended
He has particular requirements that the volunteers aren't happy with. Even @MrsCobbitPetal

[Trumpton Library @LibraryTrumpton]

@Muchintended @trumpton_troop tried to print a new personal assistant but ran out of 2 pound coins for the machine.

[Trumpton Library @LibraryTrumpton]

@Muchintended Nah, we already got one of they. People see it and say "WOW!, a 3d printer!" then can't think of anything to make with it.

[Trumpton Library @LibraryTrumpton]

@Muchintended Apparently we're going to find out "so much more that the library could do". Suspect this translates as "so much less library"

[Trumpton Library @LibraryTrumpton]

Meeting to share "shape of Trumpton's library service going forward" postponed 1 week.
They have so many "spiffing wheezes" not typed yet.

[60 Minutes Australia @60Mins]

Did you miss 'Spies, Lords & Predators' on #60Mins last night?
WATCH the full story here: http://t.co/holBTl7oD7
https://t.co/ZfcSWiyh2B

[Trumpton Library @LibraryTrumpton]

Library service re-modelling released on Monday. Scrupulous fairness ensured as none of the authors work, use or ever set foot in a library.

[Sigourney Beaver 🎗️🐹🐎🐦🌳🧡🧡🧡 @sigourneybeaver]

'global account manager' complains of gentrification... https://t.co/GK41JEP9Ui

[Ellie Cumbo @EllieCumbo]

Good to see the only party with 'liberal' in its name appoint a leader who goes on the record to call all abortion morally wrong.

[Trumpton @Trump_ton]

Mrs Merkel from Trumpf der Stadt has offered to pay off our loans if we sell her the fire brigade #ThisIsACoup

[Trumpton Library @LibraryTrumpton]

@PFLFTrumpton @TrumptonMayor
Well, we want it back...and the literary ice cream van chimes had better be working or there'll be trouble.