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[aspiring trash 🚮 🏳️‍🌈 @LieutenantDan14]

Animal Crossing: you are a villager

New Leaf: you are a mayor

New Horizons: you are a fucken water and earthbender
#AnimalCrossingDirect

[aspiring trash 🚮 🏳️‍🌈 @LieutenantDan14]

@BrightSunFilms Was that from this video? The Colony? Honestly my favorite video of yours, I’m still trying to find the full track from the outro. Good vibes 🤙🏼

[aspiring trash 🚮 🏳️‍🌈 @LieutenantDan14]

@HedgeHeadd College is legit a BLINK and it’s so unfair 😭

[aspiring trash 🚮 🏳️‍🌈 @LieutenantDan14]

Quarantine has made me fall in love with my curly hair I never wanna cut it 😭

[aspiring trash 🚮 🏳️‍🌈 @LieutenantDan14]

Dentist: we’re gonna have to numb you

Me: no problem!

My mind: I’m not gonna bite my lip

*1 hour later*

Dentist: all finishe- oooo looks like you bit your lip pretty bad that’s gonna hurt in a few hours

My numb ass sitting here writing this tweet:

[aspiring trash 🚮 🏳️‍🌈 @LieutenantDan14]

strangely familiar places with unnerving music but it’s all CI

[aspiring trash 🚮 🏳️‍🌈 @LieutenantDan14]

When quarantine ends there needs to be a rise of gay cafés

[Lee Knox Ostertag - Updates @MollyOstertag]

Everything in my career is about making stories for queer people, especially kids and teens...I’m so PROUD of you guys and I promise to always fight for you and listen and learn from you! You deserve the world ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[aspiring trash 🚮 🏳️‍🌈 @LieutenantDan14]

Animal Crossing New Horizons is now the 2nd highest selling Nintendo Switch game behind Mario Kart 8 Deluxe

It sold over 22 million copies

In 4 months

1/3 of Switch owners own the game

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe has sold 26 million copies

In 3 years

[aspiring trash 🚮 🏳️‍🌈 @LieutenantDan14]

I need me one of those milkshake machines they had at Pizza Pi....in my room

[aspiring trash 🚮 🏳️‍🌈 @LieutenantDan14]

@leggo_my_j_ego ICONIC

[aspiring trash 🚮 🏳️‍🌈 @LieutenantDan14]

March-May. I played. Every. Single. Day.

Every Friday I’d group together with friends to island hop and mess around.

Every Sunday we’d buy turnips and be stressed the entire week on when/who was gonna get the best prices.

What a magical time.

[𝖆𝖘𝖍 @itsashtober]

did you play animal crossing new horizon everyday for 400 hours then one day just stopped completely and now it’s been two weeks or are you normal?

[aspiring trash 🚮 🏳️‍🌈 @LieutenantDan14]

I am fully convinced my dad can’t be scared.

He tried Resident Evil 7 AND PT in VR and he did not flinch.

I don’t think he’s human.

[aspiring trash 🚮 🏳️‍🌈 @LieutenantDan14]

The margaritas here hit different

[aspiring trash 🚮 🏳️‍🌈 @LieutenantDan14]

My parents just told me we’re getting a dog in the next 2 weeks 😭🥺🥰

[aspiring trash 🚮 🏳️‍🌈 @LieutenantDan14]

The Castro’s Mario Kart’s
Rainbow > Rainbow
Crosswalk Road

[aspiring trash 🚮 🏳️‍🌈 @LieutenantDan14]

My wired headphones looking at my wireless headphones after I upgrade from an iPhone 6s

[aspiring trash 🚮 🏳️‍🌈 @LieutenantDan14]

@MovieMantz $30?!?! On top of the Disney+ subscription???