Mister Kyle

Transporter Chief, assistant to the chief engineer, relief helmsman, relief science officer, relief communications officer, recovering redshirt

[Mister Kyle @LieutenantKyle]

@Mr_Scott @LieutenantUhura All right, Scotty, what have you been drinking this time?

[Mister Kyle @LieutenantKyle]

Feels like it's been half a century since we beamed that salt vampire aboard the Enterprise. If these transporters could talk...

[Mister Kyle @LieutenantKyle]

00 Days without a Transporter Malfunction! Poor Galloway.

[Yeoman Janice Rand @yeomanRand]

RIP Grace Lee Whitney <3

[Mister Kyle @LieutenantKyle]

We've been flying past a lot of nebulas lately.

[Mister Kyle @LieutenantKyle]

@Mr_Scott With him at the console? Not on your life.

[Mister Kyle @LieutenantKyle]

@Mr_Scott The beef is from Iowa, of course. I think the lamb is from New Zealand. The pork is from Alpha Centauri, for whatever reason.

[Mister Kyle @LieutenantKyle]

@Mr_Scott Scotty, did you want any meat pie? Lemli's preparing a batch. If you send up some whisky, he can soak the meat in it for you.

[Mister Kyle @LieutenantKyle]

I wonder how the bridge has been running with @CmndrSpock at the conn. I haven't gotten to call to fill in at any stations yet...

[Mister Kyle @LieutenantKyle]

@captjameskirk I don't think he had room with all the slabs of corn-fed Iowa beef you ordered. Unless you wanted them baked in a meat pie?

[Mister Kyle @LieutenantKyle]

@captjameskirk That might be Lemli coming down the corridor with the food cart, Captain.

[Mister Kyle @LieutenantKyle]

Transporter chief's log: Malfunction due to overuse. Cannot effect repairs due to pie crumbs shorting out instruments in Jefferies Tube 6.

[Mister Kyle @LieutenantKyle]

@CmndrSpock @DrMcCoy Is that a "yes" or a "no" on the pie, sir?

[Mister Kyle @LieutenantKyle]

@HooleQuinn @DrMcCoy @CmndrSpock For our @CaptJamesKirk, every day is pie day. I reckon @Mr_Scott ought to fashion him a new girdle...

[Mister Kyle @LieutenantKyle]

@captjameskirk And what are all those pies I beamed over, chopped liver? (No, seriously, are any of them chopped liver?)

[Mister Kyle @LieutenantKyle]

@DrMcCoy Slice of pecan pie on the way. But why lemon meringue for @CmndrSpock? Knowing you I thought you'd suggest chocolate cream pie.

[Mister Kyle @LieutenantKyle]

@CmndrSpock @DrMcCoy Would either of you like me to beam some pie into your quarters? I think there's some pecan pie, Doctor...

[Mister Kyle @LieutenantKyle]

@captjameskirk My apologies, Captain - beaming the pie out of your quarters into Jeffries Tube 6 now. Hopefully there's enough room...

[Mister Kyle @LieutenantKyle]

@DrMcCoy @CmndrSpock Now he has enough pie that he could hold a pie-eating contest in his quarters. Which he no doubt often does anyway.

[Mister Kyle @LieutenantKyle]

@captjameskirk No, no, don't ask @Mr_Scott to beam you anything - I will be doing the beaming. Pie is on the way, Captain!