Ali Edge Smith

Nurse. Hunter/Jumper. Fur mom. Country life.

[Ali Edge Smith @Life0nEdge]

Abruptio Placentae
#RejectedSpellsAtHogwarts #NurseHumor

[Ali Edge Smith @Life0nEdge]

@TFLN @Brooks52

[Ali Edge Smith @Life0nEdge]

If you ever think changing one thing about your life isnt a big deal, remember how fucked your eyebrow looks if you pluck the wrong hair. #passTheBiotin #ladyProbs

[Ali Edge Smith @Life0nEdge]

When you skip out on #JasonMomoa in #IMAX in order to hang with your ladies, you know you've got great girlfriends ❤ #girlsNight #backUpHusband

[Ali Edge Smith @Life0nEdge]

Why do prospective jobs want to know what I do in my free time? Like I work full time and am in graduate school to get this job, what else do you think I have time for? #gradSchoolProblems

[Ali Edge Smith @Life0nEdge]

When your husband gets mad at you for locking said keys in said truck and you're already one hair in your lip gloss away from a mental breakdown #fml

[Ali Edge Smith @Life0nEdge]

As busy as I am, I like to make time for important things in my life... like locking my keys in my truck #fml #aintNoBodyGotTime

[Ali Edge Smith @Life0nEdge]

Don't worry ya'll. I'm still here #lurking.

[Ali Edge Smith @Life0nEdge]

Decided to go full time this quarter for #gradschool. Reading my syllabi now; if you need me I'll be hyperventilating in the corner. #AugustWhereYouAt #IImmediatelyRegretThisDecision

[Ali Edge Smith @Life0nEdge]

#NewProfilePic

[Ali Edge Smith @Life0nEdge]

Nothing like losing a couple pounds to keep the motivation rolling! #rideAllTheHorses #resolutions

[Ali Edge Smith @Life0nEdge]

Someone just give me like a million dollars already.

[Ali Edge Smith @Life0nEdge]

Went as #Katya from #archer for #Halloween2017. If people didn't watch the show then I just told them I was a blow up doll.

[Ali Edge Smith @Life0nEdge]

@aISforASHLEY_ But you 5987627273 I can guess which ex it was 😂😂😂

[Ali Edge Smith @Life0nEdge]

I kinda dig being a #cartoon #Halloween2017

[Ali Edge Smith @Life0nEdge]

My patient won't stop talking about digging poop out of his butt. Being a nurse is so glorious #RN

[Ali Edge Smith @Life0nEdge]

So proud of women (and men) who out their assaulters. Good for y'all. I wish I was as brave. #MeToo

[Ali Edge Smith @Life0nEdge]

Like I feel the need to protect their identity, despite what they've done to me. #fuckYou #yearsOfTherapy #meToo

[Ali Edge Smith @Life0nEdge]

I hate that I'm just comfortable enough to post #MeToo but that I have to be civil with my assaulters & can't talk openly about it.

[Ali Edge Smith @Life0nEdge]

Also this #meToo trend is great, but I hate that it gets twisted into some #feminist agenda. Like men can be sexually harassed too.