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[Agent Tequila 🍻 @LifeAsAly]

@prmade313raised @onlyoncamerajay Joe Rogan is irrelevant af

[✨Lovely✨ @ItsLovelyLaveau]

And yall thought Obama was gonna make the White House “ghetto”…. Look at THIS hoodrat shit

[Katherine Clark @TeamKClark]

Remember when they cut funding for children’s cancer research because they said we couldn’t afford it?

[Sheila of the Most High @sheilatebra]

I finally understand what Machiavelli meant when he said, “Never play fair in a game where others cheat.” It doesn’t mean become evil. It means stop being naive. Stop bringing honesty to people who study manipulation, stop giving access to people who weaponize closeness, and stop expecting clean hands from people who already showed you they’ll throw dirt. Sometimes wisdom is not revenge. Sometimes wisdom is learning the rules of the room before the room uses your goodness against you.

[William Peynsaert @PeynsaertBill]

To Israelify. Verb. Meaning: Doing whatever possible to maximize the pain of defenseless, innocent people, preferably babies, the elderly, pregnant women or little children. For example, by forcing surgeons to repeatedly cut off pieces off of a baby in order to preserve the life of the baby who will have a miserable life anyway and once the baby grows up Israel can israelify him some more. Because ideally the process of israelification is as protracted as possible.

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

They hate Mexicans and abortions and trans people but will use Mexican stem cells to alter god’s will for their bodies

[Agent Tequila 🍻 @LifeAsAly]

Breastfeeding is kicking my ass

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

Remember

[Domo Julio @DapperDomo]

Michelle Obama has spoken fairly regularly about how the Obama’s would miss out on opportunities so they would not inconvenience the public because they were in the White House to serve others.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Literally no 5-year-olds are getting gender surgery

[Polly Sigh @dcpoll]

I’m constantly amazed at how Republicans keep pretending that this isn’t the dumbest motherfucker who ever lived.

[Brother Legend @BigBroLGND]

Duh!! A Black man is not hanging himself in a Mississippi tree 🤦🏾‍♂️

[E ★ @reminiscinbby]

the old disney fairies book illustrations

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Now THIS is a fucking scandal.

[Agent Tequila 🍻 @LifeAsAly]

@Loverism__ gosh are you all a bunch of derps

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🎀༘ @luvblessingz]

Just ban the use of anyone’s likeness what the fuck are doing man

[Thomas Fazi @battleforeurope]

Crazy that this is getting barely any coverage. This year’s European Press Prize was just awarded to an investigative report by the Dutch newspaper De Volkskrant. It is entitled “What the Wounds Tell” and in it the journalists Maud Effting and Willem Feenstra document the cases of 114 children in Gaza under the age of 15 who were struck by a single bullet to the head or chest. Almost all of them died or were left severely disabled. They chose to document only the cases of boys and girls under the age of 15 (though often much younger: aged 3, 4 or 7) because these are children who can be immediately identified as such. “A single bullet in these parts of the body is a clear indication that these children were deliberately targeted“, the two journalists write.

This is the article: https://t.co/YkZrpqBWBQ

[Zito @_Zeets]

Again, he gets graded on a curve. Dude is losing his shit because a reporter pushes back a bit on his lies, and he loses his temper, insults her, and walks out of the interview. And yet, he keeps being presented as a sane and normal person.

[Greg Baldwin @GregBaldwinIroh]

Hard truth…

I can speak freely because I’m 65 years old and my pocketful of fucks is seriously depleted.

Working as a paralegal at various studios in LA for thirty years…I had the opportunity to observe studio executives closely.

They’re generally a slippery and clueless bunch who shouldn’t be allowed near anything remotely creative…but the new regime at Paramount is straight up evil.

I assure you.

These soulless bastards have nothing but contempt for a show about grace and redemption and the struggle against fascism.

ATLA is a mystery to them.

They. Do. Not. Value. The. Franchise.

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

How the fuck does anyone take this stupid ass government seriously