The Crabbit COO

Person who says stuff; Sometimes relevant - mostly not. Professionally angry.

[The Crabbit COO @LifeByDesignUK]

#NFT in a nutshell.

https://t.co/HLXEyCEjjl

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

@donmcgowan "The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears."

[The Crabbit COO @LifeByDesignUK]

Wondering why my cable is getting so damn expensive

[James May @MrJamesMay]

I’m sure we have all now seen the footage of Metropolitan rozzers kicking a suspected terrorist in the head, repeatedly, when he was down.

We can all play a part in putting an end to this sort of police brutality. Mainly by not going around stabbing people.

[Camus @newstart_2024]

The guy just landed a spacecraft on a comet — one of the most impressive scientific achievements in years.

His reward? A public struggle session because his bowling shirt had scantily clad women on it.

Helen Andrews points out the quiet cost of institutional feminization: HR departments now hunt down any maverick personality and stamp it out.

We’re losing innovators we’ll never even know about, all because someone focused on the shirt instead of the comet.

This is how wokeness actually works.

Have you seen real excellence get punished for something trivial like this?

[Enguerrand VII de Coucy @ingelramdecoucy]

A new Star Trek series, but it’s made by people who have actually watched and enjoyed the previous Star Trek series

[The Crabbit COO @LifeByDesignUK]

It is the year 2026, there is war in the Middle East, Alien Ant Farm have released a new single

[The Crabbit COO @LifeByDesignUK]

@SethMacFarlane did you fanboy out about casting Tim Russ in Ted season 2?

[Thom @TheTHOMB]

I was just thinking… with Bahrain & Saudi GP being cancelled, is it time to bring back the F1 Virtual GP and have 22 F1 drivers battle it out for fun online in the F1 game while streaming it? 👀👀👀

[The Crabbit COO @LifeByDesignUK]

@engadget This post genuinely discredits you as an entertainment journalist. You either have no idea what you are talking about- or you've been paid.

[kramerica industries @hepimp]

maybe shoulda tried work-life integrating the poor ‘equity punks’ eh.

[The Crabbit COO @LifeByDesignUK]

I don't know how we lost this - or how to get it back. But I'm sad either way.

[Lutra Gaming (OtterPops) 🦦Otter fandom Tourist :P @Lutra_Gaming]

Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country - Khitomer Battle in 720p HD

Real Klingons and a real Bird of Prey
One fantastic battle in the Real Star Trek Universe and not 90210 in space.
"To be, or not to be."

[The Crabbit COO @LifeByDesignUK]

@TerryMatalas save us Terry Matalas; you're our only hope.

Please.

[Luetin 😐 @Luetin09]

Feels like we have accidently strayed into a reality where The Day Today was a serious news programme.

[The Crabbit COO @LifeByDesignUK]

@sonymusic I've got a pair of MDR-XB950 headphones that I've had for years - they're the best headphones I've ever owned. But the earpads fell apart - they're like 11 years old thats fair - but are these glued on? I've got replacements but how do I attach them? What type of glue?

[The Crabbit COO @LifeByDesignUK]

Behold.
I am no longer the crabbit eng.
I'm now the crabbit COO.
This is my final form.

[The Crabbit COO @LifeByDesignUK]

@CountDankulaTV I wondered if it has anything to do with the online safety bill? Like if your video is being flagged as 18+ its not even being suggested to people with unverified accounts in the UK? Idk I've noticed difference on my end.

[Lee Harris @LeeHarris]

HOW have I not seen this before?!

This is wonderful and absolutely spot on 😂

[The Crabbit COO @LifeByDesignUK]

@nextlvlracing Any chance you can look at/answer your mentions? Got an issue with HF8 software

[The Crabbit COO @LifeByDesignUK]

How is "turn up and do your job" a controversial take in 2025?