☀️🦩Alyssa🦩☀️

✨#𝔾𝕖𝕠𝕗𝕗: 𝕋𝕙��𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝔸𝕝𝕪𝕤𝕤𝕒, 𝕀’𝕝𝕝 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕘𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝕠𝕜? ✨𝕋ℍ𝕋𝕋𝕄 ℝ𝕀𝔾ℍ𝕋𝕊✨𝕄𝕦𝕝𝕥𝕚𝕗𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕠𝕞✨

[☀️🦩Alyssa🦩☀️ @LifeIsPukeDemo]

y’all be like “here’s my comfort character” and he’s not a character he's a fucking 28 yr old highlighter

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

A whole generation losing the genuinely important ability to bullshit through an annoying assignment

[haidyn 🌘 @reinventlover]

found a picture i took of hot topic shirts in 2017 😭😭

[Lewis Capaldi @LewisCapaldi]

Piss all the time. Poo, occasionally

[AWSTEN KNIGHT @awsten]

TEXT FROM MY MOM ??

[𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒆 ꕤ @hxrrycoded]

The way my jaw is on the FLOOR.

[5 Seconds of Summer @5SOS]

NORTH AMERICA, EUROPE & UK!! Absolutely thrilled to be bringing our friends @thebandcamino along for the NA run as well as @southarcadeuk, @masterpeaceldn, and @byhaiden for the EU & UK legs. We’re also adding 3 shows in the US! EVERYONE’S A STAR! WORLD TOUR COMING SOON TO A CITY NEAR YOU

https://t.co/g4EA07AEro

[☀️🦩Alyssa🦩☀️ @LifeIsPukeDemo]

@5SOS @thebandcamino @southarcadeuk @MasterPeaceLDN @byhaiden @Calum5SOS @Michael5SOS @Ashton5SOS BRING SOUTH ARCADE TO NA TOO💔💔 but TBC fire

[sarahᴴ loves harry💋🪩 @goldenrryhrry]

me to dancing to aperture by harry styles ⭐️

[WATERPARKS @waterparks]

ALBUM DUE TO BMG IN 11 DAYS. STARTED WRITING *AND* FINISHED RECORDING A NEW SONG YESTERDAY. PIXAR TITLE IS CHOSEN. MUSIC VIDEO DROPPED YESTERDAY + ANOTHER SOON. FLIGHTS ARE BOOKED FOR OUT OF STATE SHOOTING. TRYING OUT TITLE FONTS FOR BACK OF ALBUM. J.

https://t.co/xWz4PwWSTI

[AWSTEN KNIGHT @awsten]

WATERPARKS ALWAYS INVOLVED IN THE NEWS, LITERALLY NEVER FOR THE RIGHT REASONS

[Nicole Shirman @nicolefshirman]

I already thought it was hilarious AND THEN THE BABY GOALIE CAME RUSHING IN WITH A THIRST FOR BLOOD

[cookie puss ꕤ🩷🦓 @lrhcomfort]

they dont play when it comes to harmonizing

[cam ♡ @camrynrb]

.@awsten

[ashlee ⤛ @bxmmerland]

GLASSES. PLAY DEMO. CRAVE. LOWKEY AS HELL. EVERYOKE IN CHICAGO I HATE YOU

[shelby 🐈‍⬛ @brainwqshd]

HE HIT THE EXPLODE THE ENTIRE WORLD BUTTON FFUFUCCKKKKKK

[Kinsey !! JINX 7/24 @kinseysGH]

how do i kill myself with the worst pain you can think of

[s★lly @waterfags]

ofc he didn’t change the pronouns

[5 Seconds of Summer @5SOS]

THE BIGGEST ANNOUNCEMENT WE’VE EVER MADE

EVERYONE’S A STAR! 2026 World Tour
https://t.co/UVPVUZSPC4

[☀️🦩Alyssa🦩☀️ @LifeIsPukeDemo]

@5sos6HQ NJ 😤😤