Michael Scaife

Lawyer by day, writer by day, asleep by night.

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@NataliePage Poisonous takes like this are what feeds into a system of abuse.

Abusers aren't scared of consequences. Misandric calls for vengeance will only fuel the fire.

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@cat_i_e Um actually, that looks more like a Sig p226 than a Glock, um actually, um bad meme go to meme jail. 6 7.

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@ATRightMovies Perfection of its own kind

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@cptjosip @solisolsoli The artist endorses the use of AI in creating art so, regrettably, its likely.

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@DrBenCarsonites @DJKeenstar @SamKuffelWx He's right, though. You lose the right to criticise other people's supposedly crazy beliefs if you believe there's a man in the sky. You're literally praying to nobody. Talking to yourself as you do so. Utter insanity.

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@Puppieslover Looks like the Puma is a bouncer telling two drunk people they can't come in to the club.

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@zarahussain999 What are they protesting against? Murder?

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@wallslop @tranz_schubert fidge handle*

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@RespectfulMemes @Lord_Sugar any ideas?

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@DungeonNoir Very jealous!

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@kznsq Love this

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@misery3883 @MisandryE Please read up on things like this before posting online about it.

You can't have sex with someone who is asleep. They literally lack the ability to consent.

Saying "nah, he liked it, though." Or "He's a man. He should have used physical force to stop her." Is revolting.

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Starbucks, maybe don't write this on the wall until it's 100%

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@WholesomeMeme

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@alyssaleann Feels more like a gander war.

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@hespenshied1 @Puppieslover What?

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@MrRayRamon @TonyMeadows @StateDept So funny that he tagged the State Department.

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@TheCinesthetic I think Band of Brothers probably holds the whole podium on this one.

Runners up:

301 of The Bear "Tomorrow".

The Last of Us episode with the survivalist.

Episode 202 of Criminal: UK "Alex".

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@beautifulbutler @TheCinesthetic Didn't think I'd agree with anyone's take here but this is a really solid contender.

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@JohnCleese Christ, John, the photo looks like it was taken decades ago. Why do you just instantly believe this nonsense?