𝕁🪴🍉

well it could be worse

[palo @forrbiddnfruit]

when i say turn it up, im always referencing this video and no one gets it :/

[𝕜𝕚𝕠𝕟 . @MrFlyyyGuyyy]

“Notify Anyway”

[Donathan Prince @DonathanPrince]

Just shit out my hangover

[moose @mooseincrisis]

to everyone asking me why i ran, how would you feel if you woke up bald and suddenly everyone could see your entire forehead? exactly. show some empathy.

[ً @cryst6ls]

if our love is insanity why are you my clarity

[🫧✨ @tracey09_]

Boss: “You can leave early if you want”

Me:

[tommy @opulentdiva]

AND FUCK JOLENE

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

can't believe its almost August. time flies when you're working everyday of your fvcking life

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you finally start making some good money but the cost of living goes up 5x

[kar @bustitopen420]

the air quality sucks, the food gives you explosive diarrhea, we have no public transport, medical care is unaffordable, they’re tearing down forests to build AI data centers and I still have to clock in for work

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Life after realizing that the May to August phase finally starts next Friday

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

Realizing 11pm is no longer “early” it is a direct threat to my tomorrow

[ɴ. 𖤐🫦 @luvblessingz]

Sent an email, Checked it off my to-do list and they responded in less than 5 minutes now I gotta add this to the list again

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

my mom was really serving us home cooked meals every single day…… younger me didn’t realize how much work and how much of a blessing that is

[Dave @tufdave]

When your alarm goes off for work and you realize you’re too tired to work, too poor to quit and too young to retire

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

[Bark @barkmeta]

waking up for work at 6am so the government can spend $2M on crab legs with my taxes