Ayman Shah

Welcome to your subscription of relatable, dank, lame and awesome humour!

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Petition to ban Book My Show as an app altogether. Please. It makes IRCTC look like a smooth experience.

Horrible.

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Just watched ‘Main Wapas Aaunga’ and I don’t think any movie has ever made me feel the way it did.

Imtiaz Ali has mastered human emotions and it shows in his movies.

If you haven’t watched it already please do so now! Don’t wait for a 2032 re-release.

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@viraj_sheth 3 reasons-

1. USA has commercialised the whole thing leading to it feeling very materialistic.

2. The world cup song is atrocious, making the entire vibe of it off.

3. The war situation has just taken the fun out of it.

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Is it just me or is there a massive surge and increase in the number of huge trucks and tempos in Mumbai Traffic?

I am literally stuck in traffic everywhere with trucks being the primary cause.

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Your 20s in your life is basically a period where you are forced to make sooo many decisions, and surprisingly all of them are wrong

I feel like life in 30s will just be a period where you will make peace with all decisions you’ve made in your 20s

Am I right? Or am I in my 20s

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@NectonX6 That was actually 2 10 on 10 passes🫡

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Running a page which has 50k+ followers is better than having 2 years of experience in Social Media, in your resume.

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This year, we start fresh.
This year, we lock in.
This year, we give it our all!💯

2026, lets do this!

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This year no New Year parties. This year I lock in for the next.

2026 we fu*k shit up!

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@hobin_rood It had opened up after 25 mins of this tweet. Apparently there was an accident

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Have been stuck in crazy traffic on the Mumbai-Pune Expressway for HOURS now!

Who do I even tag here🤦‍♂️

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Just got the Ray-Ban Meta and it is actually a game changer!

What a beautiful time to be alive💯

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The vibes become so beautiful around this time of the year!💯

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The Worli Coastal Road Promenade has replaced Marine Drive as the best place in Mumbai.

Anyone who thinks otherwise is just a nostalgia merchant!

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“Maybe growing up was not as fun as I thought it would be when I was little”

Guess I’ll just hop on the PS5 I bought out of my own pocket and wait for the next day so that I can go for a drive in the car that I got & go to places I always wanted to

9-5 I owe you a lot💯

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@viraj_sheth Him and De Paul, but honestly they do this to themselves!

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@viraj_sheth This is giving, “oh shit we’re overbooked, let’s put him on a diff flight”

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@AlpiiiiFCB @MadridUniversal Shhh, it’s Real Madrid v/s Liverpool- The big boys are talking, take your opinions elsewhere

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@CFC_Whizz Morocco

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@ElroyTheCrazy Rodrygo