Shannon Perez

Writer. Comedian. Finished my #middlegrade novel, now onto the next thing. But first, a snack, and then maybe a nap.

[Shannon Perez @LifeShantastic]

@chemours I am a woman who likes having clean, drinkable water in a community. Can you share what you've done to address the water contamination issues in Wilmington, NC?
#WilmingtonWater @CapeFearRiver

[Shannon Perez @LifeShantastic]

@JetBlue Thanks. I'm not able to find if LAX to RDU (round trip) requires this test. I'll keep looking, but if you know the answer, I'll take it. :)

[Shannon Perez @LifeShantastic]

If it was a "landslide" shouldn't he (who shall not be named) have asked for more than 12k votes to be found?

[Shannon Perez @LifeShantastic]

@blondieforkeeps @KateBennett_DC @IvankaTrump In your bio it says you are curious and sincere, but this comment is so far from either of those. Ivanka called them Patriots, Donald told them they were right to be mad. Why would he say that to Dems?

[Shannon Perez @LifeShantastic]

@MrSinister53 @AnnaForFlorida We need to invest heavily in education. Stat.

[Shannon Perez @LifeShantastic]

@kfitzzy @AnnaForFlorida @MrSinister53 Oh believe me, I think it's a ridiculous claim. Sorry if I didn't make that clear.

[Shannon Perez @LifeShantastic]

@tressiemcphd @donnaimamTX @BernieSanders I mean really, how hard is it to replace "singlehandedly" with "helped"

[Shannon Perez @LifeShantastic]

@TheOnlii_1 @annan_a10 @realDonaldTrump That is an awesome way to start a sentence when someone makes such an uninformed statement.
#Tweetoftheday
Following you now... 🙂

[Shannon Perez @LifeShantastic]

@Freeyourmindkid @MrSinister53 gotta love how the spokesperson is just like..."where were we?"

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

The presidency, itself, is not a partisan institution. It's the one office in the nation that represents everyone and it demands a duty of care for all Americans, and that is precisely what I will do.

[Shannon Perez @LifeShantastic]

@PoppaPeko @realDonaldTrump They needed this guy before they mailed out that "incriminating" evidence.

[Shannon Perez @LifeShantastic]

I’m attending Swing Left’s event, “The Last Weekends: Phone Bank” – sign up now to join me! https://t.co/z1KMXybcZt
#Vote #GetOutTheVote #BidenHarris2020 #Biden

[Shannon Perez @LifeShantastic]

@lisamurkowski Thank you for your compassion, and also letting the voters decide before filling the empty seat.
#RBG

[Shannon Perez @LifeShantastic]

@JRehling @realDonaldTrump And I bet he's as familiar with what happened in 1929 as he is with the end of WWII.

[Shannon Perez @LifeShantastic]

@Sondheimlich @PaxArabica Neither Biden nor Pete were my first choice. I made calls for Bernie in 2016. But I understand the binary choice we're faced with. Be well.

[Shannon Perez @LifeShantastic]

@socialistHBIC @PaxArabica How about that? I guess you are even more progressive than Angela Davis, or Bernie himself.
https://t.co/dtcChhTML7

[Shannon Perez @LifeShantastic]

@Sondheimlich @PaxArabica I missed the valid criticism. I saw someone calling Pete a rat.

[Shannon Perez @LifeShantastic]

@felinesoda @Sondheimlich @PaxArabica Exactly what I was going to say. Thank you.