Alex Tolley

indie rock fan. gin snob. coffee connoisseur. avid BBQ chef. unimpressive skiier. dangerous scuba diver. generally immature.

[Alex Tolley @LifeStartsAt40m]

@dontforgetchaos @metpoliceuk surprised you're not upset there's a new taser BWV with more tats than yours!

[Alex Tolley @LifeStartsAt40m]

@MentalHealthCop The 23 hour wait on hospital watch for a bed to magically appear in the last hour makes S136 unattractive. If there were the beds and suitable transport that might change things?

[Alex Tolley @LifeStartsAt40m]

@dontforgetchaos but the new cameras would capture your tattoos in even higher definition for the national news 😄

[Alex Tolley @LifeStartsAt40m]

@dontforgetchaos the main issue with Heathrow is the M&S at T5 was completely out of the strawberries and cream sandwich last week...

[Alex Tolley @LifeStartsAt40m]

@OctopusEnergy hey guys, what time do the Octoplus Nero coffee codes reset each day? I thought it was 8am but 0801 and showing all gone 😢

[Alex Tolley @LifeStartsAt40m]

@dontforgetchaos let me know when you get bored of civilian life and want to return as an SC 😉

[Sandford Police Commentary @Sandford_Police]

Bit of an issue getting Stephen Yaxley-Lemon (aka Tommy Robinson) to Court this morning as he was accidentally placed in a Young Offenders Detention Centre instead of an adult HMP

[Alex Tolley @LifeStartsAt40m]

@dontforgetchaos Also on the list of things Kieran has booked into the property store but probably shouldn't have...

[Alex Tolley @LifeStartsAt40m]

@dontforgetchaos nah, they got nothing on Rock Cave's games of Space Invaders...

[Alex Tolley @LifeStartsAt40m]

@dontforgetchaos I've heard good things about Squarespace, low cost to start is one plus.

When I was self employed I used Mettle which came with free software for my accounts and invoices - Free Agent. Although when I almost started a Ltd company we went down the Xero and HSBC route.

[Alex Tolley @LifeStartsAt40m]

@dontforgetchaos Downing Street? Try Potters in RA

[Alex Tolley @LifeStartsAt40m]

@dontforgetchaos Open a coffee shop. Somewhere near me. No decaf.

[Alex Tolley @LifeStartsAt40m]

@ladbible go like fuck... iykyk...

[Alex Tolley @LifeStartsAt40m]

@dontforgetchaos I remember you doing something similar back in the day, some tattoos ended up on video!

[Alex Tolley @LifeStartsAt40m]

@dontforgetchaos my experience was worse; I don't have any cats and am allergic. and it shat on/in the job laptop bag.

[Alex Tolley @LifeStartsAt40m]

@dontforgetchaos that's not the way you talk to your eager new student officer...

[Alex Tolley @LifeStartsAt40m]

@dontforgetchaos LHR?

[Alex Tolley @LifeStartsAt40m]

@dontforgetchaos you in a new role yet?

[Raj Kohli @RajSKohliexcop]

@BBCLondonNews @Telegraph - BBC, this is newsworthy.
Telegraph - this is one of your columnists. What are your plans to respond?

[Alex Tolley @LifeStartsAt40m]

@dontforgetchaos @policecareuk worth it? I remember being told about it on a TRiM CPD day and thought of you but you were ahead of the game!