LifeWise Academy

MLM Bible-based grifting exploiting children with evangelical bible study during public school hours. Parody account.

[LifeWise Academy @LifeWiseIsACult]

#LifeWise #LifeWiseAcademy #JoelPenton #Pedophile #Factory #DuringSchoolHours #PedoFactory #ChildEndangerment #ChildAbuse #ChildSexualAbuse #CSA #ChildAbusePreventionAwareness #ProtectKids #Indiana #Ohio #RTRI #RTRIChildEndangerment #RTRIChildAbuse #SexOffender #Molestation

[LifeWise Academy @LifeWiseIsACult]

Respect Public Schools does the Lord's work! Track programs better than us calling out ALL the money-driven corruption. Helps not spend on development costs from the dark money stash!
Check out the #LifeWise national infiltration map!
#DuringSchoolHours

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[LifeWise Academy @LifeWiseIsACult]

@LifeWiseAcademy has more in common with #Pedophiles than #Project2025...

#LifeWise #RTRI #DuringSchoolHouse @joelpenton #ChildAbuse #NAMBLA #NorthAmericanManBoyLoveAssociation #ChildSexualAbuse #CSA #ChildEndangerment

[LifeWise Academy @LifeWiseIsACult]

During #LifeWiseAcademy's May 2025 "State of the Ministry" @joelpenton confirmed he was in Texas preparing to meet with #Texas lawmakers.

TODAY, Joel's new BFF Texas Governor #GregAbbott is slated to sign into law the lone star state's new RTRI bill.

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[LifeWise Academy @LifeWiseIsACult]

CEO of #LifeWiseAcademy @joelpenton's six-figure speaking fees.... $298,570... $427,763....

#LifeWise #FollowTheMoney

[LifeWise Academy @LifeWiseIsACult]

FUN FACT: #LifeWiseAcademy is paying $30,000/quarter to lobbyists @SLKLAW yet this does not appear on any 990 Tax Return under #Lobbying as an itemized line item expense...

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[LifeWise Academy @LifeWiseIsACult]

Remember when @LifeWiseAcademy approved kids' bible study at the @colormaster_inc factory where a #pedophile worked...

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[Department of Government Efficiency @DOGE]

Federal employee retirements are processed using paper, by hand, in an old limestone mine in Pennsylvania. 700+ mine workers operate 230 feet underground to process ~10,000 applications per month, which are stored in manila envelopes and cardboard boxes. The retirement process takes multiple months.

[LifeWise Academy @LifeWiseIsACult]

@TetrazziniFSM louder for @LifeWiseAcademy so who ZERO departments prioritizing #childsafety and #childwelfare despite removing REMOVING kids from #publicschools!

[Sister Kay @TetrazziniFSM]

@LifeWiseIsACult @LifeWiseAcademy @joelpenton Let's hope they have "two deep" and "no one on one" youth protection standards in place. When used, they are excellent barriers to abuse...

[LifeWise Academy @LifeWiseIsACult]

"Time to just level with you all- @LifeWiseAcademy always supported @realDonaldTrump and we are proud #ChristianNationalists following #Project2025."

- @joelpenton

[LifeWise Academy @LifeWiseIsACult]

Want to know how @LifeWiseAcademy REALLY got into your #publicschools? Watch this #free #documentary on the rise of #ChristianNationalism and their #marriage with the #GOP #Republican party.

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[LifeWise Academy @LifeWiseIsACult]

@rooster_ohio @rooster_ohio are they KINGS or PUBLIC SERVANTS? Us peasants want to know an answer @OhioSenateGOP and @OhioSenateDems

[LifeWise Academy @LifeWiseIsACult]

Food for thought... https://t.co/gGd4sHqTjB

#LifeWise #LifeWiseAcademy #JoelPenton #DuringSchoolHours #SchoolChoice #SchoolChoiceWeek #schoolvouchers #Pedophile #ChildEndangerment #ChildAbuse #ChildSexualAbuse #CSA #ChildAbusePrevention #ProtectKids #RTRI #SexOffender

[LifeWise Academy @LifeWiseIsACult]

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[LifeWise Academy @LifeWiseIsACult]

We invite everyone to attend our event:
#LifeWiseAcademy: Creating a Culture of Safety So We Stop Exposing Kids to Pedophiles #DuringSchoolHours

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[LifeWise Academy @LifeWiseIsACult]

@TomEMcCay @CyndiMunson85 @realDonaldTrump @RyanWaltersSupt Your mom must've dropped your on your head extra hard as a baby @TomEMcCay poor kiddo

[LifeWise Academy @LifeWiseIsACult]

Hey @RyanWaltersSupt you get Trump's dick in your mouth yet? I know there's a lot of competition to be sucking it right now -- let us know bro.

My guess is watching all of these immigrants worry gets @realDonaldTrump hard with the help off-brand Viagra.

[Cyndi Munson @CyndiMunsonOK]

Oklahoma will stand w ALL children who are guaranteed a free public education according to Oklahoma’s constitution. It’s you standing w Trump & this disgusting rhetoric because you’re incapable of doing your job. You don’t even take the weekend off from attacking kids? Shameful.

[LifeWise Academy @LifeWiseIsACult]

"Sexual Orientation: #God uniquely designed a #man and #woman—spiritually, emotionally and physically—to experience #sexualintimacy together. God considers other kinds of #sexual relations outside of this design to be #sin."

#LifeWise Teachers Handbook, page 19

[LifeWise Academy @LifeWiseIsACult]

@TetrazziniFSM @LifeWiseAcademy @joelpenton They definitely do not have any meaningful child safety protocols in place. Go check out @LifeWiseAcademy approving to take kids to a factory employing a "sexually violent predator" and felons. You know any media? Still trying to make this national news.

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