Life Erwin La Vie Sigauke

Master Vie

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

As a man, if no woman has ever called you narcissistic, arrogant, selfish, disrespectful, difficult, toxic, controlling, egotistical, or offensive, trust me, you might be a SIMP.

Sometimes, being respected means being willing to be disliked.

[sir_wicknell. @wicknellchivayo]

PAPER 4...LET US GIVE LOYAL SERVANTS THEIR FLOWERS WHILE THEY CAN STILL SMELL THEM...🌹🌹🌹🙏🏽❤️

Some time last year , I offered TWO BRAND-NEW 2025 TOYOTA LAND CRUISER LC300 ZXs to UNITED FAMILY INTERNATIONAL CHURCH (UFIC), under the remarkable leadership of Prophet Emmanuel Makandiwa and Prophetess Ruth Makandiwa which they sadly but respectfully declined at the time. That particular story has since been OVERTAKEN BY EVENTS as GOD intervened, circumstances changed, and everything has ultimately worked out beautifully. 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

However, in the back of my mind, those two vehicles remain available, and I still insist that they must find TWO DESERVING OWNERS WITHIN UFIC. What was originally intended as a gesture of appreciation can still become a blessing to two faithful people who have served the ministry with distinction over the years. As I always say, HANDINA DEFEAT 😂😂😂 so, AMAI MAKANDIWA, please kindly identify FIVE DESERVING FEMALE USHERS, particularly those who have faithfully walked this journey with the ministry for many years. Each of them will receive a BRAND-NEW TOYOTA FORTUNER 2.4 GD-6 and 10 thousand USD cash for fuel. In addition, please choose ONE OUTSTANDING FEMALE CHURCH LEADER to receive one of the 2026 TOYOTA LAND CRUISER LC300 ZXs and 20 thousand USD cash for fuel. BABA MAKANDIWA, please equally identify FIVE DESERVING MALE USHERS, each to receive a BRAND-NEW TOYOTA FORTUNER 2.4 GD-6 and 10 thousand USD cash each for fuel, and kindly select ONE OUTSTANDING MALE CHURCH LEADER to receive the second 2026 TOYOTA LAND CRUISER LC300 ZX and his 20 thousand USD cash for fuel. 🚙🚙🙏🏽

Once the 12 BENEFICIARIES have been identified, please send one of them to go and see VICTOR at EXQUISITE CAR DEALERSHIP on Monday and submit their passports and physical addresses. Their vehicles are fully paid for and will immediately be shipped and should arrive at UFIC CHITUNGWIZA branch on a SUNDAY (apo paye pane blessed ALTAR yandaka pihwa ma blessings for more billions) within five to ten days AT THE LATEST.

This is my small way of remembering the many people who work quietly BEHIND THE SCENES to help carry such a great ministry. Not everybody who contributes to the success of a church stands on the pulpit. There are ushers who arrive early, leave late, welcome congregants, maintain order and perform countless duties without ever expecting applause or recognition. I am particularly interested in those humble DIE-HARDS FROM THE EARLY DAYS — people who were there when the journey was still difficult, who believed in the vision before the crowds became enormous and who continued serving through every season. Their contribution forms part of the beautiful history of what UFIC has become today.

Even the Holy Bible reminds us that GOD DOES NOT FORGET OUR WORK AND THE LOVE WE SHOW THROUGH SERVING OTHERS. Material things can never repay genuine service to GOD, but there is also something beautiful about recognising people who have dedicated years of their lives to a worthy cause. Let these vehicles therefore be accepted simply as A TOKEN OF LOVE AND APPRECIATION.

May the recipients enjoy them with their families and continue serving the house of GOD with humility, dedication and a good heart. GOD BLESS...🙏🙏🙏

[Life Erwin La Vie Sigauke @Life_Erwin_TC93]

@wicknellchivayo @sir_wicknell. Bigger Preacher, muri simbi inogura dzese 😂🙌🏾

[Life Erwin La Vie Sigauke @Life_Erwin_TC93]

Its an open secret that Masvingo City Council and the Mayor all wrote "works under pressure" on their CVs. So why is Victoria Hotel area packed with kombis, buses & taxis instead of using Kernen Park or the space by Benjamin Burombo Complex as a terminus?? @HevoiFm @TellZimbabwe

[Life Erwin La Vie Sigauke @Life_Erwin_TC93]

@PoliceZimbabwe To a lesser extent, 5 O' levels dziya dziri necessary, pane imwe driving inoitwa nevamwe muRoad umu, wega unonyatsoona kuti iri kuChikoro raiva kuSpecial Class iri, kana kuti rakaramba chikoro risati rasvika chero Grade 7. Vaipfura maTeacher neRekeni ndivava vari kuurayisa vamwe.

[Life Erwin La Vie Sigauke @Life_Erwin_TC93]

@vaMukurutangwa @wicknellchivayo 🤣🤣🤣🤣 hahaha

[Life Erwin La Vie Sigauke @Life_Erwin_TC93]

Yesterday, I confirmed at Nemanwa RDC that my business license was valid & was told the renewal fee is $10. Today, they demanded a $20 renewal fee & stamped my receipt dated 31/03/26. This is also affecting other businesses. I request an audit of the council's billing processes

[Life Erwin La Vie Sigauke @Life_Erwin_TC93]

@nelsonchamisa Wezhira, you showed the masses that you can be very unpatriotic toward our, your, their own country at any time, given the chance to hold the public office you wish to work for. Citizens lost every trust that they have invested in you, they actually need new liars better than you

[Life Erwin La Vie Sigauke @Life_Erwin_TC93]

@nelsonchamisa Mukomana wemaStrategic Ambiguities 😂

[Life Erwin La Vie Sigauke @Life_Erwin_TC93]

Masvingo City Council, how much are you paying your health ancillary staff? Honestly the way your Cashier at Mazorodze Clinic coldly serves patients means she is being forced to work. @MasvingoCity @MasvingoMurra @MoHCCZim @ForumMasvingo @TheMirrorMsv @TabeManunure @TellZimbabwe

[Life Erwin La Vie Sigauke @Life_Erwin_TC93]

@nelsonchamisa Uri dofo Nelson.

[Life Erwin La Vie Sigauke @Life_Erwin_TC93]

@thomaschizhanje Uri kuzoitwa Headline yekumamiswa manje manje nezvinyaya zvako izvi 🤣

[Life Erwin La Vie Sigauke @Life_Erwin_TC93]

@nickmangwana @enkudheni Comrades! A remnant of people, with staggering professional qualifications, are roaming around in the streets due to high unemployment rates, no wonder why many are now resorting to drug abuse, drug trafficking, joining foreign armies and other risky options for their survival...

[Life Erwin La Vie Sigauke @Life_Erwin_TC93]

@nickmangwana @enkudheni Corruption & Nepotism have been a serious cancer that has metastasised the recruitment processes across all sectors in this country. When vacancies arise, if one doesn't have an aunt or an uncle or if they don't have money to propel their applications, this means no jobs for them

[Life Erwin La Vie Sigauke @Life_Erwin_TC93]

@cozwva Hello Friday 😁
Go and See Madzibaba Chipaga or Victor

[Life Erwin La Vie Sigauke @Life_Erwin_TC93]

@MasvingoCityCouncil Speed Hump ramakaisa paSDA Church near Yeukai Shopping Centre harisiro, chimboitai revision please. iHump rekupi iroro rinenge banga? @TellZim @HevoiFM @ForumMasvingo @TheMirrorMsv @MasvingoMurra @masvingo_mirror

[Life Erwin La Vie Sigauke @Life_Erwin_TC93]

@USEmbZim Venezuela is very far away from Zimbabwe 😂

[Life Erwin La Vie Sigauke @Life_Erwin_TC93]

@Mr_PeterM Ford Faptor will smoothly sail on this bumpy road.