LifeWithLacey

I'm just a weird lady who made a weirder kids.

[LifeWithLacey @Life_With_Lacey]

Note to Self: If Pinterest says you will need 3 bobby pins, you will need: 713 bobby pins, 2 cans of hair spray, a young priest and an old priest, a third hand, and all the dragon balls.

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@CadyChildcare I asked her to ask her father 😂😂😂

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My Kid: Hey Mom?
Me (only have been conscious for 4 minutes): Yes, hunny?
My Kid: How fun was it to make me?
😳
The parenting books didn't prepare me for this

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@AnecdtlBrthCtrl My son will say "absolutely adorable" but can't pronounce geese. He calls them 'eeks'

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@weedswildflowrs It is my DREAM to be in a really crappy horror movie

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Best part about being an adult: you can make a 3 layer bowl of cereal with chocolate chips at 7pm and no one can stop you
Worst part about being an adult: no one stops you from making a 3 layer bowl of cereal with chocolate chips at 7pm.

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Today I realized that "go play" is the kid friendly verison of "fuck off for 5 minutes"

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@flee_bee_2003

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@Chitoseofficial It's okay though, hunny. You're not the first fake girlfriend he's had this year. He collects you girls like baseball cards only instead of players its internet girls who are "quirky" and speak attention from strange giant men

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@Chitoseofficial That tends to happen when you date married men

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Today I remembered there was a board called "Don't Wake Daddy"
Can we discuss this?
What in the patriarchy-domestic-abuse-childhood-trauma hell was that?

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@thetomska didn't have to go this hard on the latest episode, but im so glad he did

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@TheNuttyKiwi

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@Mac12572617 Nah

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"My worlds on fire, how about yours?"
If you only knew, Smashmouth

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I'm officially "purse icy/hot" years old.

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@Mac12572617 Thats absolutely the creepiest thing I've ever read

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Hey guys, I just wanted to remind you that a song "Shaniqua don't live here no more" exists in our lifetime. Sorry to make this year worse.

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My son has an offensive amount of energy today. It definitely feels like a personal attack.

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The song "Teenagers" by MCR hits different when teenagers do scare the hell out of you now

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4 year old: "Mommy, you're a joke"
Honestly, im surprised it took him this long to realize