Jennifer Clarke

[Jennifer Clarke @LifebyClarke]

@Sumeya_i @metpoliceuk Completely agree, I am not one for being scared of being alone ever but this has shaken me. I am also less than a 5 min walk & I understand they are releasing information carefully but for our safety & sanity it’s imperative.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Cringing a bit every time you write a jaunty little “socially distanced, of course!” disclaimer in an email.

[Memeulous @Memeulous]

i cannot live in the desolate wasteland that is london any longer i need a house with a garden and a golden retriever

[Jennifer Clarke @LifebyClarke]

I also share my Birthday with that sponge. I don’t think it will ever be the same now.

[Institute of Hospitality @IoH_Online]

Did you see this logo? We’d love everyone to keep sharing it.

[Jennifer Clarke @LifebyClarke]

#NewProfilePic

[Jennifer Clarke @LifebyClarke]

@sloanehowell Carnival Row first.... logically and realistically you will annihilate the entire season in a day, so you will have plenty of time to start of Batwoman 👍🏻

[Jennifer Clarke @LifebyClarke]

@GJClarke Thanks dad 😂😂

[Jennifer Clarke @LifebyClarke]

Us poor lactose intolerant people watching bake off this week ‘ah fuck it, I’ll take the crippling bloat, nausea and dirrohea, this yoghurt cake will be worth it’ 👍🏻😂 #GreatBritishBakeOff

[Dr. Jessica Taylor @DrJessTaylor]

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One time in 2017 when I was teaching teachers how to deliver good sex ed in schools, at the beginning of the course, the headteacher came to me & said ‘We had a meeting and we all agreed that we will say ‘penis’ but none of us are comfortable saying ‘vagina’ in lessons.’

[Dogs For WillNE | aimee @DogsForWillNE]

STEPHEN MAN, I SWEAR TO GOD, HE NEVER DISAPPOINTS @StephenTries this is amazing

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

You really have no fucking idea what you’re doing down there, do you.

[Jennifer Clarke @LifebyClarke]

@SPashers07 ‘Shiiiiittttt haaaaaaaassssss’

[Jennifer Clarke @LifebyClarke]

Drink every time someone mentions the word ‘Connection’ #LoveIsland

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“I thought you were going for a run today?”

“I did too but then I sat on the sofa with some crisps and well... the rest is history”

[The State of LinkedIn @StateOfLinkedIn]

That’s enough for my weekend

[Jennifer Clarke @LifebyClarke]

When you’re trying to be good & you have a course booked in borough. Foodie heaven. Faaack 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Jennifer Clarke @LifebyClarke]

Traditional Clarkey birthday this weekend

Plenty of booze
Good players
New location

Time to wake up by the oven again 💪🏻