FunTimeZoo

Cordon (Twin of @FunTimeZoo)

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The best part of waking up is not necessarily Folger's in your cup. It is an accompaniment.
This is the best part.
.@JenReynaTV - co-anchoring the news desk this morning.
😁🌮

.@BobChoate54
.@KHOU

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.@BradWinsAgain2

Daim. Aaron Judge news. This sucks.

Tatis better find his long ball now.

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Rain.

That means naps.

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@Frankodynamite Its the greatest!

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The greatest video game everrrrr

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@FurkidParent @DataRepublican @nicksortor Death and destruction.

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@KarnifexMaximus @PerryALPHA MonkeyPox has a new outbreak. Blame us placed on taint.ed hotdogs.

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@Frankodynamite Its not $1 any mote. Its $2.99 now. Heh.

"us ususus us us!"

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@Frankodynamite - imma buy i!

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@Mappy6984 The former beauty pagent winner of small town USA.

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@FurkidParent @ElkinsCattleCo @kaitlynolsker @jaxisthebossman @NineLives2021 I did not venmo her $5o for the shoutout.
I swear!

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I've never bean to a Kats Deli before and the vids I see are a bit corn-fusing to me. It's like they use half of a brisket to make one sammich. I heard those sammiches are like $30 each. So $60 for a whole brisket?
Somebody esplain...like I'm 5.

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How embarrassing that this creature is in Geico Insurance commercials AND is a short timer in Congress.
Do better, Geico. Do better.

🤣🌮

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Rep. Al Green (D) has a complete MELTDOWN, calling DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin a "racist" before telling him to "SHUP UP"

Thank God this unhinged lunatic was voted out

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Oh. My lorde. She really is a special kind of stewpid.

[Gina Milan @ginamilan_]

You wanna hear something funny?

Lemme tell y’all what Rep. LaMonica McIver just said to Secretary Mullin during the hearing. Paraphrasing but you get the gist…

“You wanna talk about racism and everything… tell me why every person locked up in Delaney Hall is a foreigner?” 🤡

Who’s gonna tell her that ICE facilities ONLY house illegal aliens?

GOOD LORD! Democrats are truly the stupidest breed out there. 😂😂

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It's lunchtime!

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Make air travel unaffordable again!

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Spirit customers have migrated to Delta

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So these people going in and out of the sewer systems manholes in New York are starting to cause real concern. It's happening in a lot of different places and nobody knows what's going on. People are seen in hazmat suits entering and exiting manholes randomly. Sketchy for sure!

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Talarico is not Landman. He's not even Landboy. He is....Plastictoy.

They make it so easy to mock him.