Mike

No Worries and No Excuses
Stay Cookin'

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

CNN projecting Pitbull will remain Mr Worldwide

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

is that 10 million fucking fireflies

[*Proceeds into the Innermost Chamber* @coolestdudeyet]

British people will google stuff like "whys me arse mingin" or "whys me arse pure hummin of shite"

[Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astro_jaz]

the only correct planet tier list

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Anyone else?

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

can't be discussing butterfly shit with caterpillars

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Some memories will never fade.

[𝑫𝒆𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝑺𝒑𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒔 𝑭𝒂𝒏 ™️ @Spliffingza]

AJ Brown better go off today Eagles Fans making songs 🔥😭😂

[K Squared @thatdentaldude]

Luke Warm would be a sick name for a meteorologist.

[Gavin McHugh @gavinmchughh]

everyone lost their inventory

[Meaw @Sikefcu]

peeing after esex so i don’t get hdmi

[tasman @lildorothy_]

My cousin overdosed on green eggs and ham last night he didn’t suffer

[trap dad @dude_gang]

a sperm bank called Crank of America

[poison @NATpoisIN]

if i got skinned alive i would be like bruh

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

*at the poop drive thru* uhhh can i get a number 2

[garrett @jalenreagors]

Lane Johnson played 11,917 snaps in his 14 year career, he allowed only 295 pressures (2.4%) and allowed just 33 sacks (0.02%). We’ll never see another like him.

[toad @thelifeoftoad]

I've got bigger fish to fuck

[Deltaroo Δ @Deltaroo]

alright

[Who's Next @WhosNextShow]

I’ll take you there