Mike

No Worries and No Excuses
Stay Cookin'

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

BREAKING NEWS: Dallas Cowboys practice was delayed two hours today after a player found an unknown white powdery substance on the field. Jerry Jones immediately suspended practice and called the police. After analysis, experts confirmed it was the goal line. Practice resumed once officials decided the Cowboys were unlikely to see it again this season.

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

Wake up.
Open presents.
Spurs vs Knicks at 12.
Packers vs Bears at 1.
Heat vs Celtics at 2:30.
Bills vs Broncos at 4:30.
Sixers vs Lakers at 5.
Thunder vs Wolves at 8.
Rams vs Seahawks at 8:15.
Nuggets vs Warriors at 10:30.

Santa came through.
Christmas Day is absolutely insane.

[𝕯𝖆 𝕭𝖗𝖆𝖙 🤎 @BabyfaceAr]

Every time I think I done seen it all, this pops up.

[lil duval @lilduval]

This the type of content i enjoy. It’s the old white guy on IG that’s documenting his escape from the nursing home 😂

[RAMAYAN @ramayan_69]

3 hours of Dustin Poirier saying "CCMHWHBT."

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

joe rogan: so she broke in?

me: kind of but you have to remember this was actually common practice then

joe rogan: totally, yes. there was like a shared village mentality

me: and the owners had left porridge of varying temperatures out

joe rogan: no way. no fucking way

[Electrical Substation @SCSubstation]

We’ll see

[Peepee @poopswag34]

Almost completely stealth and barely makes any crinkling

[Skreddah @Skreddah]

I was 7 watching 1000 ways to die on Spike TV

[Harry @lexaprotools]

Shaq: what he do chuck

Chuck: he turned him self into a pickle

Earnie: a what?

Kenny: a pickle

Shaq: your ass would have eaten him chuck

Chuck: I get it. I wouldnt wanna go to therapy either man

Shaq: i know you eating that pickle chuck

[Modern Notoriety @ModernNotoriety]

Jeff Hardy Swanton Bomb Table by Kamvandam

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

My culture is not your costume

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

This might be the craziest animal fact i’ve ever learned

[Eagle Times @_EagleTimes]

AJ Brown on Drake Maye:

“They’re not really letting him throw the ball right now so I don’t like that”

Six weeks. SIX WEEKS in New England 😭

[Josh Reynolds @JoshReynolds24]

If a giant ass version of this isn’t hanging off some building in downtown Philly, it’s the biggest miss on Nike’s end maybe ever…

MAKE IT HAPPEN @NIKE

[McSpudVA @McSpudVA]

The microphone flew into my hand like Mjolnir...

It had to be done.