Taylor H. Whitmire (he/him)

Here thar be dragons, and dungeons, and politics.

[Taylor H. Whitmire (he/him) @LightingGuyTHW]

@THEKIDMERO Bruh nothing like ending a night with Molly Moon’s. Get that shit

[Jessica Burbank @JessicaLBurbank]

you cannot call him sleepy joe AND be mad he has cocaine. do you want him up or not

[Senator Megan Hunt @NebraskaMegan]

Mike!!!! My God

[Quint Forgey @QuintForgey]

i like good headline-writing.

[Jaime Harrison @harrisonjaime]

Nancy, so what does “help secure” mean when you voted NO on the bill to fund it?!

I know DC is different from the low country but hell a “NO” in DC means the same in Charleston.

Stop taking credit for other people’s work. #ThanksJoeBiden

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

See you at the groundbreaking.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Biden: There’s a guy named Tuberville, Senator from Alabama, went out and said he strongly opposed the legislation. Now he’s hailing its passage.

[Ed Elson @edels0n]

The single best piece of career advice you will receive:

Get stuff done.

[choya @mayonnnnnn_]

hello Christ? i’m bout to sin again

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

You voted against it.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Still one of the best mashes ever. Hilarious. And sadly real.

[Scott Galloway @profgalloway]

Message of the year:
How do you spot an idiot? Look for the person who is cruel. The kindest person in the room is often the smartest.
🏆 @GovPritzker

[Taylor H. Whitmire (he/him) @LightingGuyTHW]

Incredible

[Governor JB Pritzker @GovPritzker]

“Whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘Would an idiot do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing.” – Dwight Schrute

And what is the best way to spot an idiot? Look for the person who is cruel.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

My four year old was reading a history of the Wagner Group when he turned to me gravely and asked, “Daddy, why did Russia and the Titan both implode this week?” And when I told him “to distract from the Hunter Biden guilty plea,” he started crying

[Daniel Dale @ddale8]

Trump asked in a speech today if maybe it was the FBI that toppled over that Mar-a-Lago box from which the indictment says a classified document spilled.

The photo of the spilled box was taken by his own aide, Walt Nauta, in December 2021...eight months before the FBI search.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

May is National Military Appreciation Month, and the fact that MAGA doesn’t know that shows how little of a shit they actually give about veterans.

[The Main Gauche @chrismorley]

That's hard as fuck.

[Adam Conover @adamconover]

Quick explainer on those neutral gates you might've heard about, and how they can be used as a union-busting tactic to stop picketing #WGAStrong

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Nikola Jokic on his interaction with Suns owner Mat Ishbia.

[Seattle Kraken @SeattleKraken]

The squad had 'Lithium' playing on repeat last night!🚨🎶

Now, please enjoy ALL seven goals from Game Three ⤵️