Laura A. Hagberg

It's an All Tomato. You give me the whole tomato, or else.

[Laura A. Hagberg @Lights_Expanse]

Women, we need to remember what's most important to us. Friends, waffles, work.

[Laura A. Hagberg @Lights_Expanse]

#GotGVol3 for the emoji!

[Laura A. Hagberg @Lights_Expanse]

@HillyHindi Zyrtec in the am, Flonase before bed. Usually allergy meds take a couple days in your system to be most effective.

[Laura A. Hagberg @Lights_Expanse]

@HillyHindi catching up on the latest twitch stream- you and @HannahHindi playing overcooked is easily my favorite stream you've ever done 🤣🤣 DYING #pastaplategirl

[Jamie Gnuman197... @JGnuman197]

Momma duck is not good at this.

[Jemaine Clement @AJemaineClement]

Easy to talk shit about them when they're not around.

[charlie @chunkbardey]

keeping myself sharp by regularly asking myself tough questions like “what happened yesterday” and “what was i planning on doing just now”

[Hilly Hindi @HillyHindi]

when someone asks your opinion time and time again but they never EVER take it

[Kimberley Johnson @AuthorKimberley]

Want to reduce the teen pregnancy and abortion rates?

[Laura A. Hagberg @Lights_Expanse]

@NikkiLimo My friend did this for a while but then... Covid killed the business :(

[Lubalin @lubalin_vibe_co]

internet drama part 5: 15,000 pound horse 🐴

[Avalon Penrose @avalonpenrose]

a normal person explains what’s happening on the stock market:

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

PETER DOOCY: Mr President, what did you talk to Vladimir Putin about?

PRESIDENT BIDEN: You. He sends his best.

[Holly Figueroa O'Reilly @AynRandPaulRyan]

Not sure who needs to see this today (besides me), but whenever I get a little down, I watch this. 😂😂😂 Hope your inauguration eve is going well. ❤️ via @pkrugg

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

a tweet for the people that are lowkey thankful for having the ‘pandemic’ excuse to avoid family gatherings we’re out here

[Victor LaValle @victorlavalle]

Americans celebrating Thanksgiving by spreading disease is actually an incredibly accurate way to honor the holiday.

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

can we just let the producers of great british bake off run the government and live in a whimsical utopia where our biggest crisis is a soggy bottom

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Never trust a politician who doesn't love dogs.

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

Guys, I’ll be fact-checking this evening’s debate in real time just kidding I’ll be drunk