Talon

Real exciting, this fool |
Writing a book! Real psyched about it! |
he/him

[Talon @LikeBirdClaw]

For the person who told me the grass is green because god liked it that way, my mom has an immensely nuanced conception of infinity

[Talon @LikeBirdClaw]

hey twitter, long time no see. still mad about everything? that must be rough, sorry to hear it. the sun is out though.

[Talon @LikeBirdClaw]

not my dad watching ben shapiro clips on youtube

[Talon @LikeBirdClaw]

Imagine being the dad of that guy Bruce Springsteen liked. Going down in history because you think the Boss is a broke punk rebel. Imagine having a hit classic rock song written about you being only half right. Poor Mr. Rosalita Sr.

[Talon @LikeBirdClaw]

@paolini Gotta be Shruikan right?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Parents Explain Why ‘Bluey’ Is Too Woke https://t.co/LWHb6hIslr

[Talon @LikeBirdClaw]

Ah, New York, the City that Never Sleeps. Not to be confused with Newark, the City of Carbon Monoxide

[Talon @LikeBirdClaw]

On the plus side, StoryGraph @thestorygraph is super cool and let's you list tags, content warnings, and subgenres to no end. On the minus... that last book might've been a lil fucked up. At least it wasn't homophobic tho!

[Talon @LikeBirdClaw]

☀️❤️🤍💙☀️

[Talon @LikeBirdClaw]

We all love the fun, games, and drug use that the holidays bring, but let's all remember the real reason for it all: the Sun

[Talon @LikeBirdClaw]

Remember to, as they say, Hail to the Chief, the great and terrible Day Star

[🐌☢️Kaden Collins☢️ 🐌 @FateBoundKnight]

Not me bursting into tears seeing sun spider. She uses my same walking aids and we’re both hyper-mobile

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Still Too Early To Tell If Pulling Chain Turned Overhead Fan Off https://t.co/qNCQquJ6sB

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

I just asked Orin how he remembers his multiplication tables and he said “I just teleport to my secret base and it’s written on the wall” 🥹🤪

[Talon @LikeBirdClaw]

Y'know, in the grand scheme, human and crow funerals aren't that different. Wear black, gather around the body for a few hours, feel emotions. We just gotta add in a group scream for catharsis

[Jane Altoids @staticbluebat]

at the end of the movie George Harrison appears to tell him he's putting a team together and he wants him to join the Wilburys Initiative