Gentry Carter

jack of some trades and master of stats. she/her.

[Madisyn Carter @madisyn_villa]

I truly believe that the state of the world started to go south when everyone started pretending like Twilight wasn’t the most amazing literary AND cinematic experience of our lifetimes

[Gentry Carter @LikeJenTree]

@madisyn_villa @daisyjonesand6 I’m coming with you.

[Gentry Carter @LikeJenTree]

@fearfighter2 It wasn’t necessarily *hard* but it was v time consuming/tedious. Not sure if potato vs sweet potato would fix the time thing.

[Gentry Carter @LikeJenTree]

I made sweet potato gnocchi last night because the internet convinced me that it wouldn’t actually be that much work.

They lied. So much work. And they ended up looking like ugly little chicken nuggets.

[Gentry Carter @LikeJenTree]

@misslindsayv Yes. But not worth the effort. Probably would have been easier if I had done it a little differently. And maybe worth it then. But not sure.

[Gentry Carter @LikeJenTree]

I don’t think I should have to work on rainy days because they make me sleepy. But I also shouldn’t have to work on sunny days because they are meant to be spent outside.

[Gentry Carter @LikeJenTree]

I am so nosy. So so so nosy. If you have tea, even if I don’t know anything about the situation, feel free to share. Tell me everything. Always. Anytime. Let’s get coffee.

[Gentry Carter @LikeJenTree]

Remember when Twitter was trying to come up with names for Salt Lake City for when the Salt Lake inevitably dries up?

Well I have the winner. Sad Lake City.

[Brother Ricky @BrotherRicky]

Mormon leaders, who tried to hide their obscene wealth (wealthiest church on earth with 3 times the assets of the Catholic Church) have been exposed in the news and media. Instead of dealing with the issue they are demanding they members stay away from news until this blows over

[Gentry Carter @LikeJenTree]

@cherryhaley_ I am this way with escalators. I have a fear that if I stumble getting on/off, they will suck me into the upside-down of the escalator universe.

[Gentry Carter @LikeJenTree]

Someone do the Mormon prophets next.

[Cam Harless @camharless]

Alright, dudes. I made a poster for all who have mentioned or asked for one.

You can grab one on my etsy here: https://t.co/DhEjn2E1PI

Feel free to look around and see if there's anything else that pops out at you.

Let me know if you want a shirt and I will put one together.

[Gentry Carter @LikeJenTree]

I often get Colin Firth and Colin Farrell mixed up, but I don’t think it’s my fault.

[Gentry Carter @LikeJenTree]

@REirikr I appreciate your support. Happy to share the full story after I write it out. Lol.

[Kathryn @kcarolandmacc]

Mark Wahlberg is talking about Lent on the Today show and this lower third is killing me

[Gentry Carter @LikeJenTree]

My most BYU story is when my roommate ran someone over with the car then tried to get his friend’s number because she had a prompting that they were “meant to be.”

[Gentry Carter @LikeJenTree]

I keep trying to put my phone in my pocket and can’t because I put them on inside out. I hate this.

[Gentry Carter @LikeJenTree]

You know the Siri voice option that sounds like the dude voice from the endowment? How do I find out if they are the same guy?

[Gentry Carter @LikeJenTree]

@NoYinTri @fiveringrob @nick_norris_slc I was just coming to say that a night club with no liquor license seems sooo profitable..

[Gentry Carter @LikeJenTree]

My contribution to the zeitgeist

[Gentry Carter @LikeJenTree]

Are all people over 65 hoarders or is it just my relatives and Briant’s?