The Surreal Slim Shady

I am deeply flawed perfection. the system you are using to interpret reality is not one of your choosing.

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@HazelAppleyard_ They don’t know how to structure a sentence?

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@libsoftiktok The seething rage behind his smile….

[🇨🇦@5uffragette @5uffragette]

They never answer, do they?

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@DisaffectedPod Another good show!

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@iamnot_elon You should buy MSNBC just to cancel the deal.

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@gracieback2

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@DineshDSouza Disagree with your take. I see lots of classical music live and this doesn’t seem odd to me at all.

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@EM_RESUS Same with going outside for a couple of minutes in the winter without a coat on.

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@OliLondonTV Modern art is a tax shelter for the wealthy

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@realdogenews I see a venn diagram on the horizon…

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@ZeroYear97 Hot take, but…

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@ShadowofEzra I thought Trump meant something else when he said he was going to ‘drain the swamp’, but this is just as good!

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@JebraFaushay Dude looks like he just left the salon and forgot to take off the cape

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@BradWarner Valid first question

[Just Mindy 🐊 @just_mindy]

Not to be crass, but if a woman is wearing a romper, she may be completely nude using the restroom.

if a woman leaks, she may be removing panties and rinsing them in the sink before wrapping them in paper towel to keep in her purse

if a woman uses a menstrual cup, she may be rinsing it before inserting it back in her body.

A young woman new to tampons, may be struggling with inserting it away from home.

Many women also suffer from extreme “tummy issues” during their period.

Some women have such extreme periods, it causes them to vomit. Same with women suffering nausea during pregnancy

Lots of women are inserting a foreign object inside of themselves during their period.

Many women are tending to personal hygiene like fixing their hair or makeup.

Many women breastfeed in the restroom because if they don’t, some weird man will ogle them or accuse them of indecency.

Women don’t want to do any of these activities with a man in the room.

[The Surreal Slim Shady @LikeTheSong]

@creepydotorg Plastics

[The Disrespected Trucker @DisrespectedThe]

#mypeople

[Uncensored USA 🇺🇸 @UncensoredUSA]

If there’s one video you need to watch today, it’s this one. Absolutely worth it!

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@JebraFaushay Hyphen. ‘Trump-voting’.

Otherwise you’re saying ‘Trump is voting [for] females.’

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@PicturesFoIder PSA: If someone you don’t want to talk to says ‘mind if i sit here?’ The correct answer is not ‘sure’, it’s ‘no’