Kaylie

[Kaylie @Likegnomeother]

Turkey sandwich stuffed with greens. Mmmm!

[Kaylie @Likegnomeother]

@iamSonal11 I’m somewhere between Autumn and Spring. I’m thinking Autumn because the bugs begin to disappear and playing outside comes with less sneezing.

[Kaylie @Likegnomeother]

@dmarquarknox @D_B_Harrison Well, excuse me. We use My Little Pony bandages in our home. 😏

[Kaylie @Likegnomeother]

😢

[Fellowship of the Mystery @JustBibleTruth]

This is powerful.

[Kaylie @Likegnomeother]

@rachel_girdler @deaninserra This is news to me and I thank you for it.

[Kaylie @Likegnomeother]

@TAshtonReynolds @deaninserra Apparently no one in my life taught me correctly. I’m actually disturbed by this.

[Kaylie @Likegnomeother]

@KeithVenning @deaninserra My mom says that and “documentated”.

[Kaylie @Likegnomeother]

@WentlingJeff @deaninserra We call those jerks “zippers”. They zip all the way to the merge area, then expect someone to let them in.

[Kaylie @Likegnomeother]

@FretNot33 @deaninserra I call it my husband’s “Daddy never hugged me; Mama was a stripper” music.

[Kaylie @Likegnomeother]

@kampeas @mboorstein @deaninserra 🙌

[Kaylie @Likegnomeother]

@mboorstein @deaninserra 👏👏👏

[Kaylie @Likegnomeother]

@txinsea @deaninserra People who ask for suggestions and follow it with, “Aaaand GOOOO!” Like we’re all waiting for permission or a starting gun before we answer. Gag.

[Kaylie @Likegnomeother]

@annaklebaron @deaninserra I want to win the lottery just to pay for more law enforcement to ticket those self righteous slowpokes.

[Kaylie @Likegnomeother]

@Meredith_sHe @JuliesStyle @deaninserra We had a waitress younger than us. She repeatedly called my husband “Baby”. I was called “Sugar” once, then only “Ma’am” 😠

[Kaylie @Likegnomeother]

@jaredcornutt @deaninserra I feel some kind of way about this, but I’m not sure what. Confusion, maybe? Disbelief?

[Kaylie @Likegnomeother]

@andrewpaulhogg @deaninserra The hardest drag to every be dragged in a ring shaming group is the adult woman who posts her PrOmIsE rInG.

[Kaylie @Likegnomeother]

@HardestyBrennan @deaninserra I hadn’t thought that much about it before, but now I have something newly upsetting to obsess over when my husband orders them with pizza.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Anne Frank spent 2 years hiding in an attic and we’ve been home for just over a month with Netflix, food delivery & video games and there are people risking viral death by storming state capital buildings & screaming, “Open Fuddruckers!”

[Ali Kolbert @AliKolbert]

“Sorry I’m practicing social distancing” is about to be the most popular break up text of 2020

[Kaylie @Likegnomeother]

Dear Jimmie Johnson, my son loves you and needed this submitted for #jjday Enjoy your victory burnout, stop motion style ☺️ #NASCAR #littlebigfan #nascar #NASCARHeat #nascarthrowback #nascarfan #racing