dat allie cat

she/they. comedian, writer, wanna be.

[dat allie cat @LilAwkwardAllie]

In high school I dated guys named Fatback and Tater. Now, my boyfriend’s name in high school was Pancakes. I guess you could say I’ve had a grand slam. ;)

[shy @shydgaf_]

me rewatching my ig story after someone likes it https://t.co/v3syoXWQkF

[Stunna @incognitoStunna]

I hate office small talk, how am I doing today? Same as I was when you saw me yesterday Janet, I want to fucking kill myself

[dat allie cat @LilAwkwardAllie]

bookers, hi!!!!

[Taylor Swift News @TSwiftNZ]

📹 | Travis Kelce and Scott Swift’s reaction to Taylor changing the lyrics to “Karma is the guy in the Chiefs” #BuenosAiresTheErasTour

[dat allie cat @LilAwkwardAllie]

strawberry penis

[dat allie cat @LilAwkwardAllie]

I got some Lululemon pants for $6 today. I love thrifting.

[dat allie cat @LilAwkwardAllie]

my dad just that George W Bush was our best president. I couldn’t keep it in, I audibly gasped and said “wow”.

I love being at home.

[paranormal snacktivity 2 @cortneywarne13]

Comedy night at third man records is on 10/14! Featuring @mkultra615 @jessecase @LilAwkwardAllie @atbatonacathat Get your tickets hereeeee https://t.co/D5IzCiyYIV

[paranormal snacktivity 2 @cortneywarne13]

So stoked to be back at third man records on 10/14! Featuring @mkultra615 @jessecase @atbatonacathat @LilAwkwardAllie

[dat allie cat @LilAwkwardAllie]

Sunday night in Murfreesboro

[dat allie cat @LilAwkwardAllie]

this picture in 2010 would have made me lose my mind but here we are in 2023 and I’m still losing my mind

[𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐲 ❤️‍🔥 @xThisIsAndyG]

she’s kinda living the dream like that’s a real mastermind

[dat allie cat @LilAwkwardAllie]

who’s watching the new season of claim to fame? that first guess off was hilarious and beyond dramatic 😂

[dat allie cat @LilAwkwardAllie]

@imbethmccoll melancholy

[dat allie cat @LilAwkwardAllie]

@POTUS ok do it

[dat allie cat @LilAwkwardAllie]

i got 2 comedians confused. guess what? they were both white men. shocking.

[dat allie cat @LilAwkwardAllie]

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