Scam Master Flash

Child Development 🧠|🦄 | Daddy 🕊❤️‍🩹

[Scam Master Flash @LilBabyKB]

Another Year Around The Sun 💫

[𝕷𝖎𝖓𝖆🌼 @awamzzz]

"You and you're brother look just alike".

[🅿️ardon Me! @pardonmewithp]

Just post a dick pic damn 🙄. I hate when y’all act dumb for attention

[Uzi @UziCryptoo]

Food trucks used to sell you 3 of the best tacos you've had in your life for $5 cash only and then people with Masters degrees started buying them and now it's 3 of the worst tacos you've had in your life for $18.50 plus a recommended 20% tip

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

On behalf of every woman who has been uncomfortable in public because of a man, and not a soul has noticed or intervened:

Keep being exactly like this.

[Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom]

There are too many emails. Too many texts. Too many accounts. Too many logins. Too many apps. Too many rewards programs. Too many fundraisers. Too many appointments. Too many virtual meetings. Too many newsletters. Too many forms. Too many social media platforms. My brain hurts.

[THE TRENDSETTER✨🤍💅🏾 @x_maryjaneee]

West oakland bitch
TUESDAY
I like a nigga. who like ta. LAY LOW.
jetSssset
ISLAND
pickabitchupwiddaDRACO 🔫
Meandmymanweonnaislandhoe
Ocean Breeze
Palm Trees
Backshots
ONNABALCONEEE ✨🫰🏾

[Gyal Ripken Jr @BigBichote]

Ralph Lauren can be Marshalls cheap or designer expensive

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

37 years ago James brown was lit 😭😭😭😭

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Apple Music doesn’t shuffle enough for me. Thousands of songs and it still plays the same 50 songs.

[Qondi @QondiNtini]

We need to run this back so bad because the way some people voted in 2024…

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

Calling a man's phone

[𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖉 @6looted]

"Why is there so much sugar in everything?"

[☔ @Whotfismick]

IF I UPLOADED MY RESUME THAT HAS MY EMPLOYMENT HISTORY I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO MANUALLY ENTER MY EMPLOYMENT HISTORY AGAIN

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

i wanna change my number so bad but i’m at that age where it’s connected to too much 😩

[22gunner @Gnar1104]

"How do you know about that?"

You told me.

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

dear apple, the iPod needs to come back. not for nostalgia. for the parents who want their kids to love music and audiobooks without a browser, social media, and the whole internet attached to it

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

the most performative part of job searching is sitting in an interview and explaining your deep passion for a company you genuinely did not know existed until you saw the listing three days ago.

[Shaneese🩷 @_shaneese]

why is Auntie Anne’s only in the mall? bitch, spread tf out!

[Sesame Chiccen @Loccdawggg]

That being drunk shit really ain’t fun after a certain point lol

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

I'm liking your instagram photo from 8 days ago because instagram just showed me today, I’m not stalking you.