nope

artist looking for a wealthy patron 🥺

[Rusty Ocean @edgerushing]

@evansolott

[HighPoweredKeyz | The Drink 🥤 @HighPoweredKeyz]

I need you niggas to start practicing the phrases "i didnt like it" and "it wasnt for me"

[ラジオ隊長 @oohweehuman]

every week my TV tells me I used HDMI1 the most. if LG doesn’t give me an option to turn this off then I’m going to do something very cool.

[Annie? Rauwerda? @anniierau]

starting a collection of quotes like this

[Santi Ruiz @rSanti97]

I did literally nothing to provoke this

[Rosedark 📕 @FreeRosedark]

Pressing “keep me signed in” before entering my password

[june @dxed_deer]

AuDHD is so cool cause you can take adderall and be 100% autistic or you can get drunk and be 100% ADHD

[alison chains @cooldetat]

the way some people r posting about the b-52s makes me think they don’t talk to ppl much. everyone loves the b-52s!! everyone likes doing all the voices in love shack!!!

[nope @LilBishChris]

Potential anthrax attack at St. George station???

[Mike @hammerito]

Unfortunately the song of the summer is, for the 28th year in a row, Smooth by Santana feat. Rob Thomas

[▸ ron ! @cl0wntism]

i dont understand being scared of snakes bc they literally look like this

[Kai Kennedy @KillAllInstinct]

"wait, we sound like that?" is one of my favorite genres, it's so universal and it could never happen to you until it does 😂

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

that before bed motivation be crazy like damn ima change the world tomorrow then you wake up with a change of heart like nah mamdani got it

[kk 🌞 @cutiegurlk8]

type of shit u start noticing when u have no cell service in the tunnels

[seb @jensenjeans]

What it feels like to have a 10 minute asthma attack on a plane, and all of the women there stare at you with invigorated lust

[wobb ◂Ⓘ▸ @wobbuuu]

never finished this note because i ran out of ideas after 1 line