Woman of a certain age 🍉 🇦🇺🇪🇺🟣⚪️🟢

Raging feminist, mother, and lifetime member of the tofu-eating wokerati

[Woman of a certain age 🍉 🇦🇺🇪🇺🟣⚪️🟢 @LilGreenWheels_]

@keithapearson Just seeing these is an instant shudder

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@FashyFit And yet Achtung Baby still absolutely slaps to this day

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@shesbonky Husband managed to avoid almost all communication with me on my 40th. Needless to say he's not my husband anymore

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@RachBLondon District line slaps

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@RachBLondon Having the District on a different tier to H&C and Circle lines is wild

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Welp... horizontal drinking it is then https://t.co/13txooWpId

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@ProfMJCleveland I'm on the cusp of Gen X and Millennial - we absolutely did this

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@MbarkCherguia The Vomitron

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@TerribleMaps As an Australian living in the UK

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@ThoughtCrimes80 I've watched at least 50 of these and I've never been so sure that today's the day. Godspeed my man 🫡

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@citizen_kau SAY POTATO ELIZABETH

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@angryaboutbikes "Oh, you're feeling suicidal? Have you tried eating healthily and doing some light exercise?"

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@angryaboutbikes I once sat through an NHS session where the "therapist" robotically repeated the words "I'm sorry that happened to you" every time I spoke, then handed me 15 pages of homework. Needless to say I decided doing literally nothing would be preferable to returning the following week

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@brunellaism Fantastic and bonkers. Also some appreciation for an editor who trusts the AD to do their thing

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@ryry__mimi Adobe is the literal embodiment of enshittification. I've never known software to get worse with every update

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@ryry__mimi Ah, I see you haven't used InDesign for the past five years

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@BufferingBrit The UK's mobile coverage is a joke, not helped by the fact that they had to rip out the Huawei 5G infrastructure

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@ArmchairAdml Nonsense. Denmark, Sweden, Norway, Greece, Cyprus... no issues whatsoever, accepted everywhere

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@thewriterme This is crazy. I was 6 and at Honolulu airport. Flights were delayed because they had to allow this plane back for an emergency landing, and I remember watching it land. We spent the night sleeping on the floor. Hours later I was on a flight back to Sydney and was terrified.

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@barbarismcrit We're still here. We're called ✨graphic designers ✨