Tai

I'm a little alien... or so people say. I am content observing humans and trying to understand them. Being quite anti-social I am surprised to find myself here.

[Tai @Lil_Alien_Me]

Bought a new #Kitty tower, so of course she's only interested in the box it came in... 😑

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@TheQuantumCat My cat is totally bonkers... And now I'm worried about what you said and what it means about myself... 😓

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Changes Google search from "How to keep kitten from sleeping on my bed" to "How to keep kitten from sleeping on my neck" #kittens

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God is punishing me. After years of yelling irrational things while playing, I've had my lil 3 y/o niece yell the same to me #GamerRegrets

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Ppl expectations are too damn high. No matter if it's #NMS, #iPhone7, or #PS4Neo. The Hype Train is unhealthy...

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This is the stuff of NIGHTMARES! 😭😭😭 #coulrophobia #FearOfClowns

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Niantic plz!!! 😫😫😫 #PokemonGo

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Tried to explain a #Walkman cassette player to my 9 y/o niece and couldn't. Had to resort to Google pics...

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Hit the point in which I no longer register all the monthly PS Plus games, because I'll never have enough time to play them... -__-

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2016 2016 2016 2016 2016 2016 2016 2016 2016 2016... Gotta repeat it until I finally get the dates right! #NewYear

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@TheQuantumCat Do you define incompetence as being unable to do something, or just being terrible at it? I'm still awake at 5:45 so...

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@tyreddMD Yup. A que hora?

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I do NOT understand humans.

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There's someone a few houses down blasting Happy Birthday songs since 5am, and I'm only thinking it's good I don't have a gun...

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I've never seen anything like that in my life. I felt like calling an ambulance for him even he was walking normally.

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Man on bus just shocked me spitless, showed his innards taped in a plastic bag on his abdomen and asked for money...

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"I'm good at pushing things forward" in me-speak translates to "I procrastinate my ass off" #Procrastinate

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"Gaming Paralysis" - State in which I'm unable to play any game while having too many choices, because I can't decide which one to start.

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Wonder how long I would be lost to the world if I tried to play every Final Fantasy in order...

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And none of these are alike at all...