Ya know the astronaut with the dogs in his photo? His name is Leland Melvin. He’s from Lynchburg, VA.
When I lived there, the city declared April 7, 2008 “Leland Melvin Day” and because I have a weird affinity for weird days, I put it on my calendar.
Happy Leland Melvin Day.
people be saying "you guys dont use incognito mode for ao3?" like 😭😭 dawg i am a grown ass adult who tf am i trying to hide my ao3 yaoi from ??? the government ????
i was talking to my friend about hockey last night and sidney crosby came up and this guy near us goes, “sidney crosby? she’s the pretty one that sings that song about coffee or something, right?”
friends, this man fully mixed up sidney crosby and sabrina carpenter
readers will be like "that's my emotional support character i love them so much" and it's the character that needs so much therapy and is usually covered in blood
I'm sitting next to a Lincoln impersonator at the airport bar. He's watching MSNBC reporting on yesterday's assassination attempt. This is easily the most surreal thing I've ever witnessed.