Lila Ray

#Music is my being, my soul, my life. Love animals, the sky, cranberries with chocolate. People too. Sometimes;) 2cats + 1dog. Bartender in #Louisiana. Salute!

[Michelle Elle. @michelleellev]

Bring me the heart of a holiday, and take me far away 🎶🤐���
https://t.co/xJYxVOp6Vx

#NewMusicFriday, #Listen 🍻

[Lila Ray @LilaRaySun]

@michelleellev @Chet_Faker so creative! wow, I wonder how it was accomplished

[Michelle Elle. @michelleellev]

-Siri, where's your car, dude?
Siri:...

-Siri, dude, where's your car?
Siri: u are not funny

- & you live in a plastic box so haha, I win

[Lila Ray @LilaRaySun]

@michelleellev amazing illustration, yours??
LOVED THE SONG!!!

[Michelle Elle. @michelleellev]

And then I remembered - the eyes might be the windows to the soul; but the mouth is the doorway to hell.

#ShuttingUp

[Michelle Elle. @michelleellev]

It's windy. Neighbor's wig rose 2 say something, but I shooshed her. Don't be rood to the wind. She's emo; they take vengeance.

#Melancholy

[Horatio Quartzjixler @Quartzjixler]

Had my annual physical today. Doc didn't offer to buy me dinner or tell me I'm pretty before checking my prostate...I feel so cheap & used.

[The Cultured Ruffian @CulturedRuffian]

Do you wanna build a snowman?....YES.

#BootyHadMeLike

[Michelle Elle. @michelleellev]

Learn how to curse, that's the 1st thing I do when I learn a new language.

If only babies did the same!
'Dada'... Pfft. Come on, man.

[Michelle Elle. @michelleellev]

- knock knock
- Who's there?
- Banana.
- Banana who?
- Bananas don't have last names
- Aha.
- That's right.
- Well, that's ruined.

#Morning

[DanglesTV @DanglesTV2]

Madonna’s ‘Papa Don’t Preach’, but about keeping my Dungeons & Dragons board game.

[Lila Ray @LilaRaySun]

I love my grandma's whiskers.
It tickles, and it's also useful for checking the wind direction

[Dave Weasel @DaveWeasel]

I did absolutely nothing to deserve this hangover.

[Michelle Elle. @michelleellev]

Making music is 10% work & 90% eating dead finger skin & staring at progress bars.

I'm anxious AND got hideous hands.

I win Twitter.

[☠Êv¡£☠Genius☠ @That_Damn_Duck]

Twitter isn’t my rock bottom, but it is the result of hitting rock bottom.

[sara @SomthinBoutSara]

I can still recite every word of Vanilla Ice's Ice Ice Baby but I can not remember my gmail password to save my life.