Hi, all. I write jokes for TV, but not long ago I was a financial analyst. I had my Series 7.
For those who say Fran Drescher or any SAG-AFTRA member should stop whining and appreciate what they have, let me give you a lesson in capitalism. 🧵
i don't care what the plot is...but elizabeth olsen, pedro pascal, florence pugh, AND andrew garfield in a movie together. it could be MY multiverse of madness #oscars
So Tiger Woods just carries tampons around in case the opportunity to make a bad joke presents itself? Need to know how long he’s had that tampon. Waiting for his moment. LE CRINGE
if they wanna talk about nepo babies, bring my man to the table as one of the panel because he has talked about it for more than a decade in many many interviews eventho he is friend with dozen of nepo babies and posh actors. im sure he has a lot to say