Lilian

I’m here, that’s all.

[Lilian @LilianMaxfield]

The Ministry of Magic has been real quiet since this tweet

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is @infiniteobjects. They can take any video and print it, including all those dog videos trapped in your camera roll. Use code “15/10” for 10% off through the link below #ad

https://t.co/btz3QzaYhF

[Lilian @LilianMaxfield]

@mwetzell98 No because this is how I explain duvets to people who don’t know what they are 😂😭

[Lilian @LilianMaxfield]

Hot girls wear sunscreen. I don’t make the rules.

[Lilian @LilianMaxfield]

This week‘s series of events:
1. wallet lost
2. catalytic converter stolen
3. dumped
🤡🤡🤡

[Lilian @LilianMaxfield]

@courtsushi 😂☹️🥂😎

I feel like mine is pretty clear 😂

[Lilian @LilianMaxfield]

@courtsushi Yes :)

[Lilian @LilianMaxfield]

@ETHANnotEATHIN 😌😌

[Lilian @LilianMaxfield]

@valeriecnorton @esitzy12 this is for you🖤🧡

[Lilian @LilianMaxfield]

@LakinGoodman Pfp solidifies this tweet

[Lilian @LilianMaxfield]

Read this as Schrute Farms, was disappointed when I realized it said Schutz Farms

[Schutz Farms @SchutzFarms]

Just a little thing we did this year in memory of the man who started it all

[Lilian @LilianMaxfield]

Today I washed my AirPods. They still work.

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

Shes a 10 but moves things with her mind

She's 11.

[Lilian @LilianMaxfield]

Please stop with the Bach parties in Vegas and Nashville 🌝

[Lilian @LilianMaxfield]

Today my coworker said, “I want to get some of those brown shoes from REI. You know? The kind you walk in.”

Hiking boots. He meant hiking boots.

[Lilian @LilianMaxfield]

@molneumann It was all the way up at Howard 😭

[Lilian @LilianMaxfield]

Paramedics wheeling away a man strapped down on a stretcher on the Red Line platform. Said man looks directly at me, points, and says, “WHITE GIRL BE SUCKING SOME DICK. SHE’S SUCKING DICK.” 😂
Love you, Chicago. Never change.

[Lilian @LilianMaxfield]

@esitzy12 I will neither confirm nor deny these allegations

[Lilian @LilianMaxfield]

#NewProfilePic

[Block Club Chicago @BlockClubCHI]

A Black-woman-owned Wicker Park dispensary is primed for City Council approval today. https://t.co/cMmbTEchRP

[Lilian @LilianMaxfield]

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