Günther

[Josh Rainer @JoshRainerGold]

Anyone who believes in more conspiracy theories than me is a retard; anyone who believes in fewer is a slave

[Jules “Hairy” Armpits @iraqismoker2]

23 years ago today Kobe Bryant refused to take no for an answer in a Colorado hotel room. #MambaMentality 🔥🔥🔥

[ang @fatmustyincel]

Yall remember how bad the police sirens used to scare u after ur first few kills 😭😭

[🏁Zane🏁 @Corgyote]

Amazing ❤️ homophobic bird

[chasen baggs @unprotectedflex]

Fuck BeReal i need some CeReal #goodmorning

[mao_wow @realwow_mao]

pissmogged an old man at the urinal today. i felt so bad bringing so much power against such a vulnerable opponent… but that is the game

[oecolamp @oecolamp]

There's no male version of the "ick" because having to hide your disgust at women's inadequacies is the usual state of affairs for men.

[blaire @pissshit90001]

When you #Excel they #Spreadsheet about You

[Jack Subpar @SuisizeMe]

*comedian with something severely physically wrong with him goes onstage* Oh I wonder what 100% of his material will be about

[alex @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable

[Frank “Grits” Greenborne @squirmy6908]

Study a broad. Yeah I’d love to.

[Lord Miles @Lordmiles]

Some black dude turned up to a public museum dressed like a retard and played chess against himself and other blacks are congratulating him in the comments

[Young Thug ひ @youngthug]

I stopped playing video games in the 90s once I realized that Patman couldn't wear jeans.. it just made me profoundly sad.

[emma @do_not_test_me]

i could look up the word “the” using gmail’s search function and it would gleefully tell me i have never sent or received an email containing that word in my entire life

[Total 1shot Enslavement @fleshsimulator]

"We can't deport people back to Haiti, look what the Haitians did to them! They're maniacs! They have to stay here"

[Josh Rainer @JoshRainerGold]

Animals rape in nature: BOOOOO

Animals gay in nature: YAYYYYY

[Nukes @TremendousNukes]

Nice watch mate didn't even notice your shining bald head or 5'8 stature

[bread @d1nish]

im at a job interview playing 1 truth 45 lies with the interviewer

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

This nigga was reminiscing 😭😭😭

[turd @goonageddon]

black people be like my dog is chained up in the yard and malnourished and angry but he dont bite