Honestly I would rather watch a whole season of Bennett inviting the other men one by one into his suite, doing face masks, and getting to know each other by the pool.
#thebachelorette
The timeline of microwave popcorn:
< 1 minute: No popcorn
1-2:30: 4 pieces of perfectly popped popcorn
2:31-2:35: You did it. This is perfect. Good jo-
> 2:36: The ashes of what once could have been great, symbolizing your life’s wasted potential