PulsusBigeminy

Lastborn | Christian | MD | Arsenal FC

[JossyShots🇳🇬 @Gbamila_joe]

Can I give you a hack that would make your emails irresistible for any HR?

[OVA TV MEDIA📡 @ovatvofficial]

This is the w£!rdest video of the year 😂🔥🪃

[African Patriot 🇳🇬 🇮🇱 @AfricanPatriot_]

What offence did Nigerians commit that Arabs from North Africa and Palestine travelled all the way to Nigeria to kill us?

Did we bomb Arabs or did we steal their land? Or is it just Islam?

I am confused.

[nenn (fan) @FCB_nenn]

“Lamine controla el balón en el área”

Digne:

[Donald @RealDonaldDoo]

Good morning, have you seen this man beating this sister ?

Is it by force to know somebody ?

His picture is under here in case @PoliceNG_CRU @PoliceNG want to ask him what happened.

[Dr Mohammad Usman Suleiman @mohagirei]

E don reach this level 😔😔😔

If i say shame on pipu now, they wee say P-MUS has started again

Nigerians, help us judge oh 🙏🏽

Before u say anything, i am joining this class myself 😤

[YUA @creative_yua]

Most people only know Temu and Shein.
But I know three platforms you can order from at very cheap prices.

They're platforms where Chinese people actually shop on, so things are way cheaper there because you're buying directly from the producers. Even Temu gets its goods from some of these platforms.

Likewise, a lot of "mini importers" in Nigeria use these websites. All those WhatsApp and Facebook vendors you see around, they get their goods from these websites at very low prices, then they inflate the prices when they want to resell.

I'll mention them below and share their links in the comments section.

1.▫️1688

Best for clothes, shoes, bags, phone accessories, electronics, home appliances, and just about anything in bulk.

They offer wholesale prices, but you may need to make bulk orders (10 to 100+ units). It's best for people who want to resell. The language on this website is Chinese, so you'll have to translate it. The video below explains how.

2.▫️Taobao

Best for fashion, jewelry, home decor, gadgets, and niche items you can't easily find elsewhere.

They sell single items easily, have a huge variety, and even better quality than what gets imported to Temu. It's good for both individuals and resellers.

3.▫️Pinduoduo

Best for everyday items, kitchenware, phone accessories, small gadgets, and household basics.

This is similar to Taobao, and often even cheaper. It's a great place for everyday buys.

NOTE, though:

Also, none of these websites ship internationally. You'll need a shipping agent to receive your order in China and forward it to you. It's also best to order in bulk.

Some of the agents include:
- Superbuy
- CSSBuy

To use a shipping agent:
1. Create an agent account on any of the agent website I'll share in the comments.
2. Paste the product link from 1688, Taobao, or PDD into their search bar.
2. The agent buys it and receives it at their warehouse.
3. You pay a service fee, then shipping once it arrives.
3. Agent ships to you, sometimes combining items to save cost.

Just make sure to always read the descriptions. Sort by best-selling, read reviews and check the photos shared by reviewers instead of relying on product pictures.

I'm sure you learnt something.

Stay sharp! 🪒

[Technical Ben @TechnicalBben]

Once you learn how to shop directly from China, E.g Temù or shien your wardrobe changes completely. Call me cheap I don't care I ain't rich, I don't do fraud.😭

It's knowing what to search for.

Here's my style after making plenty of mistakes.

1. T-shirts:

Skip 100% polyester unless you're buying gym wear.

Instead, search:
• 100% Cotton
• Combed Cotton
• Heavyweight Cotton
• 240-300 GSM Cotton
• Premium Cotton
• Mercerized Cotton

The heavier the GSM, the thicker and more premium the shirt usually feels.

2. Jeans:

Denim Jeans
Temu is surprisingly good for denim if you know what to search.

Search:
• Denim Jeans
• Cotton Denim
• Raw Denim
• Selvedge Denim (if available)
• 98% Cotton + 2% Elastane
• 99% Cotton

Avoid jeans with high polyester content. The more cotton, the better they'll age and feel.

3. Body-hug clothing:

Search:
• Ribbed Knit
• Modal
• Viscose Blend
• Cotton-Spandex Blend

They hold their shape much better than cheap polyester.

4. Hoodies
Search:
• 400 GSM
• French Terry
• Cotton Fleece
• Heavyweight Hoodie

5. Chains
Search:
• 316L Stainless Steel
• Titanium Steel
• PVD Gold Plated
• Vacuum Plated

These are far more resistant to fading than ordinary fashion jewelry.

6. Earrings
Search:
• 925 Sterling Silver
• 316L Stainless Steel
• Hypoallergenic
• Moissanite (if you're buying stones)

7. Scarves
Search:
• Mulberry Silk
• Silk Blend
• Cashmere Blend
• Wool Blend
• Viscose

Avoid the shiny, thin polyester scarves if you're after a premium look.

8. Loafers
Search:
• Genuine Leather
• Cow Leather
• Full Grain Leather (rare but worth looking for)
• Rubber Outsole

9. Sneakers
Search:
• Rubber Outsole
• EVA Midsole
• Breathable Mesh
• Leather Upper
• Stitched Sole

Pictures lie a lot

The description usually tells the truth.

Here's how I shop:

1. Read the material composition before anything else.

2. Sort by Most Orders or Best Selling, not cheapest.

3. Only buy products with lots of reviews or pictures or even better when a Nigerian has purchased it before they always tell the truth.

4. Read the 1-star reviews first. They'll tell you what the seller won't.

5. Look at customer photos, not the product photos.

6. Check the weight of the product. Better quality clothing is often heavier.

7. Read the size chart. Don't assume your Nigerian size matches.

8. If the title has words like "luxury," "premium," or "designer" but the material is 100% polyester, not everything but still move on.

Your best friend isn't the product picture.

It's the material, the reviews, and the customer photos.

That's how you separate the gems from the junk.

I hope this help.

Things are to expensive for a country this poor.

[Isaac @isaacrrr7]

Pasajera musulmana: —Disculpe, ¿podría apagar la música?

Taxista:
—¿Por qué?

Pasajera:
—La música es haram (prohibida).

Taxista:
—¿Por qué es haram?

Pasajera:
—Porque no había música en la época del profeta Mahoma.

Taxista:
—Bueno, bájese entonces. Tampoco había coches en aquella época. Vendrá un camello a recogerla.

😂🤭😂

@realMaalouf

[Isaac @isaacrrr7]

Polonia se negó a acoger inmigrantes musulmanes.

Polonia fue acusada de «islamofobia».

Hoy en día, Polonia es más segura que cualquier país de Europa. Las mujeres están seguras.

Polonia no tiene bandas de violadores ni manifestaciones a favor de Hamás.

Polonia tenía razón.

[GehGeh @official_Gegeh]

😂😂

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Nothing against you, your choices & I approve of the women chanting "valid" in your mentions.

It is important that we maintain that same energy when your male counterparts make the same tweets about PCOS, bill of health, fibroids etc.

Let everyone play God & preference.

[Dr Folaseye (ENT/Head &Neck Surgeon) @DrFolaseye]

Ministry of Defense pay House officers in calabar their wages . It is not a Favour. It is their right!! NMA NATIONAL PLEASE INVESTIGATE THIS!!!

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Valid.

Any reason you choose not to marry anybody is valid. It is your life.

I just don't want to see tears from anywhere when a man list his own reason for not committing to a woman.

[Maitre Ruddy 💊 @pvnamera]

À chaque fois que je vois ce match, ça me dégoûte

[TENIOLA @Teeniiola]

I no sure say Ashton Hall wan comot Nigeria again. He’s living his best life here 😂

[Mr Gryn💰 @Ogbeni_Gryn]

Everybody get talent, na you never tif😂💔

[Oku @oku_yungx]

“Your money is our money but my money is my money”

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

URGENT CALL FOR HELP!!!!!
This is a young medical doctor called Dr Innocent. He’s working as a house officer at the Nigerian Navy Reference Hospital in Calabar, Cross River State.

Dr Innocent and his other doctor colleagues who are also house officers have NOT been paid for 290 days.

Yes you read that right.
A whole 290 days of working as a medical doctor with ZERO pay. That’s about 10 months work with NO pay.

According to Dr Innocent,
The Ministry of Defence has refused to pay their salaries for no reason. This young medical doctors are being worked like slaves while receiving ZERO pay.

They have nobody to speak for them.
They have nobody to fight for them.
They are suffering and dying in silence.

Please if you see this tweet,
Kindly retweet, share and tag General Christopher Musa the Minister of Defence, and also please tag the Ministry of Defence,

I don’t know these doctors personally,
But we can’t watch evil and say nothing.
Please don’t let this young doctors suffer in vain, they have families who depend on them for support and survival,

It will only take you 2seconds,
Kindly retweet this post. This is the little we can do to help these doctors from the evil injustice done to them by the Ministry of Defence.

Pls share and retweet. Thank you.

[PulsusBigeminy @Lilnehpets]

Actually no benefit
You really don't have to
And when you want a mini you, go for IVF
Abi ??

[Oluwatobi 🎀 @_tobyblush]

A working husband comes home to rest.

A working wife comes home to continue working.

What then is the benefit of marriage to women?