lily

sometimes you gotta risk it for the biscuit

[lily @LilyBouch]

My favorite part of fall is the new season of Great British Baking Show

[lily @LilyBouch]

Never serve me a margarita in a glass with a bare rim

[lily @LilyBouch]

@himynameslizard Steve Buscemi?

[lily @LilyBouch]

@shanaynayy999 not me zooming in on the tag so I can buy those jeans

[THE LINE AT RILEY’S @thelineatrileys]

ok well i’ll counter by choosing 3 people who tweet #bestbarrileys to win a photo of my ass good luck

[lily @LilyBouch]

this thread feels like a fever dream

[lily @LilyBouch]

@skimeon how can you be mad at baby grinch?

[lily @LilyBouch]

Raspberry white claws were made to be beer bonged

[lily @LilyBouch]

follow up question: are the dishes in your cupboards just for show?

[lily @LilyBouch]

Dear people who eat off of paper plates for a normal meal in your home, why?

[lily @LilyBouch]

if you didn’t take pictures in a white dress with your grad stole on campus did you really graduate from Chico State?

[lily @LilyBouch]

@himynameslizard there used to be this cool thing kinda like an uber called a taxi

[Lumin @Lumintweets]

yo, if your gf takes birth control go tell her thank you or buy her flowers or just fucking hug her for an extra second longer b/c these things are for real depression pills & y’all don’t realize what they truly go through just so y’all can nut 🤪🙌🏾

[lily @LilyBouch]

@skimeon don’t talk about sneeze smell in public

[ᶜᵒⁿˢᵗᵃⁿᵗⁱⁿᵉ @greenIight]

me: :(

spring:

* 🌸 * . 💐 * . 🌼 * . * 💐
🍃 . 🌷 * . 🧚‍♀️ * . *🌸 .🌞
* 🌺 * 🌼 . * *. 🐝 *. .🌻
. * 🕊 . * 🍄 * . *. *

me: :)

[Mia @miaabaileyy]

If we’re bringing back things from our childhood, can we please get Silent Library back?

[lily @LilyBouch]

@emmapirt it is

[lily @LilyBouch]

i understand that women are stereotypically bad drivers but when’s the last time chad drove in platform heels?

[lily @LilyBouch]

2019 isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. just started my hulu free trial only to realize hulu doesn’t work on my computer and I will not be able to watch love island

[Tatum Rae @tatum_wozniak]

nothing wine and a charcuterie board can’t fix