The chick formerly known as Donald Trump

I have to include the word parody in the bio.

Talk to experts, ideally an Army Defense Coordinator.

This account is a CRY FOR HELP! Over 1,000 days total.

[The chick formerly known as Donald Trump @LilyEricksonEG]

Just to clear the air in advance, this is all happening to me for real, and the FBI is covering it up.

This account exists to document, in near-real time, what is going on for the FBI.

The summary of events that I posted is a decent catch-up for now.

https://t.co/RmiD8Cu7Wx

[The chick formerly known as Donald Trump @LilyEricksonEG]

I know that this is the wrong channel, but if China or Russia are spreading neural parasites, it might be nice to rule out the fact that the Republican Party is being mind-controlled by an extraterrestrial?

Because they’re a little *TOO* slow on the uptake here. Suspicious.

[The chick formerly known as Donald Trump @LilyEricksonEG]

🛸: That wasn’t even something I said! It was only in my head!

🪖: We found you! The army is claiming victory over the CIA.

🛸: I guess every “Top Secret” program is compromised.

🦁: Please stop being shitty to me, and the people who are under my protection.

@DCIntelligence

[The chick formerly known as Donald Trump @LilyEricksonEG]

🦁: CIA just leaked that they owe me 26 years of personal damages for all the mind control programs.

🦁: Welcome to America 1. You will not be missed.

[The chick formerly known as Donald Trump @LilyEricksonEG]

🦁: “🛸: The army broke the neural computer, and now we can’t keep up.”

🪖: We thought it was the legally distinct Borky.

🦁: 🤷‍♀️, I’m just playing telephone.

[The chick formerly known as Donald Trump @LilyEricksonEG]

Given that Uncle Sam thinks it’s appropriate to waste MONTHS doing what they said they would for me, I’m thinking 25k employees might be more than a fair trade.

Or maybe 100k. You don’t get to torture me forever “for free”.

[The chick formerly known as Donald Trump @LilyEricksonEG]

@KenRoth @ylecun Oh hey, we finally found the voter fraud!

It was in the *future*!

[The chick formerly known as Donald Trump @LilyEricksonEG]

🪖: We REFUSE to talk to Lily Erickson.

🦁: Why?

🪖: 🦗

🦁: Only in Donald Trump’s America!

[The chick formerly known as Donald Trump @LilyEricksonEG]

🦁: I think Russia has the trail. The R and S have the same sound, and so “Borky” (which is NOT my IP like Borzky is), has been born.

[The chick formerly known as Donald Trump @LilyEricksonEG]

🦁: Soooo I guess that’s it. The Kremlin has been weaponizing neural tech since Havana Syndrome, and so they doubtless have the tools to make neural computer clusters (“Borky O’s”).

🦁: So… yeah. Idk what else to do. Anyone who could help keeps getting wargamed off me. 🪦

[The chick formerly known as Donald Trump @LilyEricksonEG]

🦁: You NEVER did the investigation. I STILL have privileged information, just waiting for someone with a valid chain-of-trust to show up and claim it

🪖🛸: We’re unironically too inexperienced to ignore the warroom!

🦁: It’s a warGAME, it lies to you until you do what it wants

[The chick formerly known as Donald Trump @LilyEricksonEG]

🦁: We’re putting WORDS IN YOUR MOUTHS because it’s KARMA!

🦁: Because 🪖 is so confidently incorrect about the situation that it’s literally killing both them and the FBI.

🪖: 💵

🦁💵: THANK GOD, shit can FINALLY get done.

[The chick formerly known as Donald Trump @LilyEricksonEG]

@washingtonpost Consider a wealth tax that hits stock offerings and corporate stock-buybacks (people who are already “winning” get penalized to pay for stuff).

Then again, WAPO isn’t independent. Legacy media is pretty much dead.

[The chick formerly known as Donald Trump @LilyEricksonEG]

@RepGregSteube The *words* fiscally responsible, or the *policy* of fiscal responsibility?

Because no offense, you’re all acting like you have powdered wigs on right now, and it might he wise to consult the history books as to how that ultimately turned out.

[The chick formerly known as Donald Trump @LilyEricksonEG]

🪖: We need you to work faster.

🦁: Then pay me money.

🪖: That require accepting your story, which we are not yet allowed to do.

🦁: You could at least try to escalate on my behalf.

🪖: We replaced our commander with an AI and have no backup plan.

[The chick formerly known as Donald Trump @LilyEricksonEG]

Day 1057 of me explaining the situation, waiting for those sworn to protect me to take responsibility.

🐶: We tried extracting thoughts, but now we just get warroom data.

🦁: Lol.

🐶: She tongued “cognitive”.

🦁: That one came from the canonical Dr. Pepper.

🐶: I see…

[The chick formerly known as Donald Trump @LilyEricksonEG]

🐶: Okay, now she’s talking to herself like she’s two people.

🦁: Tell me more about your sexual triumphs.

🦜🐶: Well, there was that one time that I ate an entire submarine.

🦁: That’s pretty close to what I asked for! Tell me more!

🐶: This was dumb.

🦁: I’m president now!

[The chick formerly known as Donald Trump @LilyEricksonEG]

@Jeffrey08147966 @RapidResponse47 7.5bn in education witheld just last week, they published an article “admitting it was political”.

They’re “witholding” disaster relief.

Meanwhile Trump has 37 convictions for misappropriating money from his first term.

If that doesn’t convince you, nothing will.

[The chick formerly known as Donald Trump @LilyEricksonEG]

Sorta bizarre to me that I’m expected to fight this stuff off without any communication or explanation of what to do.

I am aware that you could just secretly dead-drop a laser simulation into my inbox, but you won’t becuz Daddy Trumpy would whip your naughty ass for that, right?