Today on the bus, I saw a woman who was clearly pregnant maybe 5-6 months along, she asked a guy for his seat because she looked really unwell and was holding her stomach. He replied “Well, you want equality, you can stand." She immediately threw up on him. And his phone. And the edge of his jacket. The pure shock and disgust on his face was honestly so satisfying 😭😭 (I gave her my seat btw)
@pizzahutdeliver been into store to pick up our pizzas we paid a delivery fee for and watched one of the men behind the counter pick up both handsets and lay them down instead of actually answering. I want a refund. Absolutely disgusted.
My 4yo pretended she was a hired cleaner yesterday as. As she helped me clean she asked if I had any kids. After telling her about my 2 I asked if she had any of her own. Turns out she has 5 kids and has been married to a man named Carlin for 30 years. You think you know someone.
My Black Friday shopping memo...
If you were going to buy it anyway and it's half price, you've saved 50%.
If you weren't going to buy it, but do because it's half price you've wasted 100%.
@LoveIsland From the day I walked in it’s been me and you. From the moment I seen you I knew you were beautiful to only find out just how beautiful you are on the inside. I get on with you better than I’ve got on with anyone else before. I literally see you as my best friend and