Lily Derpapodamus

Older than I look. Retweets are lifetime political endorsements. #Hashtagger

[Lily Derpapodamus @Lily_ForReally]

"Chris Christie" sounds like he should be the head Keebler elf.

[Lily Derpapodamus @Lily_ForReally]

I'm just gonna take a dump before I head to the store for toilet paper.

[Lily Derpapodamus @Lily_ForReally]

1am McDonalds. #ObeyYourMouth

[Lily Derpapodamus @Lily_ForReally]

Herion and legalize go together like Big Bird and snuff films.

[Lily Derpapodamus @Lily_ForReally]

@Cocofitt that's how they stopped gambling addictions. 😹

[Lily Derpapodamus @Lily_ForReally]

#IDontThinkYouKnowWhatItMeans to be non-binary. It means I'm a hermaphrodite. Deal with it.

[Lily Derpapodamus @Lily_ForReally]

Once Upon A Savage. #TrumpaNovel

[Lily Derpapodamus @Lily_ForReally]

@ElectProject I wonder how many of them are alive.

[Lily Derpapodamus @Lily_ForReally]

Why would I protect the pigs from the wolf? They're pigs. Disgusting. I've never seen a thin person drink diet Coke. #TrumpBookReport

[Lily Derpapodamus @Lily_ForReally]

@KattFunny when you have to wonder..............

[CK @charley_ck14]

When I hand my phone to someone to look at at pic and they start swiping. #WhatMakesMeAnxious @TagOutlaws

[Lily Derpapodamus @Lily_ForReally]

Having gas in church. #WhatMakesMeAnxious

[Lily Derpapodamus @Lily_ForReally]

Smoke it up and tell it the cops are on the way. #MakeATVShowParanoid

[Lily Derpapodamus @Lily_ForReally]

#ItsOnlyTrueLoveIf display it everyday on Facebook. Otherwise it's horse shit and we all know it.

[Lily Derpapodamus @Lily_ForReally]

@3dweather climate my poonany.

[Lily Derpapodamus @Lily_ForReally]

Why is Michelle Obama such a liar? Shaken to the core? JayZ talks about slapping bitches and selling coke and you're super pals no problem

[Lily Derpapodamus @Lily_ForReally]

So good it'll make you McSquirt #SillyRestaurantSlogans

[Lily Derpapodamus @Lily_ForReally]

Come on in, we're closed. #SillyRestaurantSlogans

[Sharon M. Peterson, GET THE FIX UP NOW @stone4031]

McDonald's: Eat it now or eat it six months from now! All natural ingredients!!!#SillyRestaurantSlogans