MaRiSsa

In the LimeLight eveything is green.

[MaRiSsa @Lim3Light]

@JulieAMcDowall If you feel up to it I would love to know what Marissa & Scott taste like to you. I find what you can do absolutely wonderful! 😊

[March For Science @MarchForScience]

👇👇🏻👇🏼👇🏽👇🏾👇🏿 THIS. https://t.co/OKuI3z7UbS

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

Still crazy that we made the dumbest person on the planet the president

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

This is exactly why we need more women. So, that comments like these are no longer made. https://t.co/OlxUrcGEYf

[Badlands Nat'l Park @BadlandsNPS]

Badlands at night this week.

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

I can't use a Kinder egg, they're illegal in the US. Do you think a semi-automatic rifle will work instead? I can get those at Walmart. https://t.co/qrMSzRumhQ

[MaRiSsa @Lim3Light]

😡*Siri messing up*
BF: Maybe you should change it to the male voice.
Me: Yeah, I don’t need another man telling me he doesn’t understand.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

.@NealBrennan’s solution to America’s gun problem? Fight a symbol with a symbol.

[mark normand @marknorm]

I need to stop these binge watching sessions, I'm almost done with the show 'YouTube.' It's entertaining but a little all over the place.

[mustard clown @markydoodoo]

Everyone is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Earn their trust. Now you know their secrets. Destroy them.

[PostSecret @postsecret]

As seen in LA

[Samantha Bee @realsambee]

Just making sure we’ve got this straight.

[mark normand @marknorm]

A lot of people don't like the idea of abortion. I don't like the idea of a lot of people having kids.

[igorvolsky @igorvolsky]

🚨
@BillCassidy is all over TV grossly misrepresenting impacts of #GrahamCassidy

We made a myth/fact table debunking him

Pls share widely

[PostSecret @postsecret]

Charging $99 for a $15 case of water is "price gauging", but charging $800 for an $8 bag of saline is considered “Healthcare.”
-reddt

[Flora Ahn @funaek]

This toy is easy bigger than I anticipated. But it still cracks me up! #petcosale

[Kenny Porter @KenBlakePorter]

Found this major spoiler for the new IT movie.

[Michael Kelly @michaeljkellyjr]

So good! https://t.co/MHPtPlTHN3

[MaRiSsa @Lim3Light]

@ParanoiaStory @JOANiETAiLS 🚽 🤗