Peter H. Parker

water under the fridge

[Peter H. Parker @Lim___Jahey]

@ADMegs_10 All the bengals fans reducing this to "crossing the street" is so fuckin funny man

[Peter H. Parker @Lim___Jahey]

I max out at three text messages sent a day, anything more is an infringement on my rights

[Peter H. Parker @Lim___Jahey]

@Domingo2073 @GMXHardcore @PeterAppel23 Crosley Field, Cincinnati

[Peter H. Parker @Lim___Jahey]

Spider-Man is the greatest super hero of all time. I love you Tom Holland.

[Peter H. Parker @Lim___Jahey]

This is art, truly an all-timer

[PETA @peta]

We put a human “lobster” on a plate outside @MELobsterFest to force people to see the victim behind the tradition🦞💔

[Peter H. Parker @Lim___Jahey]

I’m putting money on the Elden Ring movie including a montage of the main character repeatedly losing to a tough enemy and waking up at a site of grace again and again

[Peter H. Parker @Lim___Jahey]

97 year old NYC diner still serves their Coke the old fashioned way

[Peter H. Parker @Lim___Jahey]

Wordle 1,861 3/6*

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[Peter H. Parker @Lim___Jahey]

@pissvortex I’ve been saying this exact thing for months and everyone always looks at me like I’m the joker, I feel so vindicated

[Peter H. Parker @Lim___Jahey]

I’m so good at crying while listening to Townes Van Zandt

[Peter H. Parker @Lim___Jahey]

Do you think Spotify’s AI “About the song” feature is living up to the development costs?

[Peter H. Parker @Lim___Jahey]

When I have a bad day at work I pull up my 401k and stare at it until I no longer feel like quitting

[Peter H. Parker @Lim___Jahey]

Bet the house on US invading Cuba

[Clash Report @clashreport]

Trump on communism:

Communism is the enemy of free people everywhere, everywhere in the world. Never works.

It's the enemy of the Constitution. Above all, it's the enemy of July 4th, 1776.

[Peter H. Parker @Lim___Jahey]

I thought this was a fake account, I checked like 8 times. What the fuck!

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BLOCKBUSTER: The Boston Celtics have agreed to trade Jaylen Brown to the Philadelphia 76ers for Paul George, two first-round picks and two second-round picks, sources tell ESPN.

[Peter H. Parker @Lim___Jahey]

@LiamFennessy_ Throw the jets up there while we’re at it

[Peter H. Parker @Lim___Jahey]

I’m having a “Martin Sheen at the beginning of Apocalypse Now” type day

[Peter H. Parker @Lim___Jahey]

@rainman_211 @kinpatsukenshi I imagine it’s a similar feeling to a new private being told he’s now a SAW gunner. From “woah this is badass” to “fuck this heavy piece of shit” in record time. No complaints when you get to let it sing though!

[Peter H. Parker @Lim___Jahey]

@rainman_211 @kinpatsukenshi Cool video though!

[Peter H. Parker @Lim___Jahey]

They definitely fucked with the HI-Chews recipe for the American market after they got popular here. Nowhere near as good as they were 5-6 years ago.