Lumbering Oaf

Proud Ambassador for the United Nations of Backsweat. This account executively produced by Dick Wolf

[sword gf @punishedgarage]

locking my dumb idiot moron fucking husband into the stocks in the town square and pelting him with the correct produce that he bought me

[Lumbering Oaf @LimbergRyan]

Daisy played a full 2 minutes of P-Money for her mom and after she was like “where is she from? 🤔” I nearly fell over

[Amy G. Dala @amy_g_dala__]

wow getting to do a special b2b set with the first dj I ever saw at 15

[Xeno | Comms Open! @XenoScarlet]

Installing some Sonic Generations mods instead of sleeping was a good idea (?)

[Lumbering Oaf @LimbergRyan]

@CrayZ_DayZ Ah yes… The sycophants of slap, the pissants of pop.

[beetle moses @beetlemoses]

The grind don’t stop

[Matt "Matt" Watson @matthwatson]

These pretzels are making me horny

[Lumbering Oaf @LimbergRyan]

Currently counteracting the agony of PunPun with the merriment of One Piece

[Mowgli @fbgwayno]

this Kanye doc too inspirational i opened up FL studios & made the worst beat of my life

[Roy📚 @RoyReadsManga]

I love when they title drop in manga

[Lumbering Oaf @LimbergRyan]

I Have No Urethra, and I Must Pee

[hexy @hexcidelol]

@TheFunny_mp4

[Lumbering Oaf @LimbergRyan]

@alejandro548 I trained my body rigorously everyday for seconds. Sometimes even MINUTES. I yearned for you like yeast yearns for warm water. I changed my resting body temperature to 110 degrees so I could ingest yeast and proof it instantaneously. I did that FOR YOU.

[Lumbering Oaf @LimbergRyan]

@alejandro548 I remember our first Summer RA lunch when we went around the table sharing our favorite foods and you said “BREAD, just bread”. It was then that I knew I had to make you mine.