LimericksDaily

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@DanNeidle Also editor of a lads mag, and also vexatious litigant. I think he was subject to a civil restraint order over his antics aimed at the Revenue.

Loaded, the lads mag he edited, had as its tagline, "for men who should know better."

The jokes write themselves.

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@michaelpforan Whatever the fuck sort of a name is Crash Wigley?

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@reddit_lies Those users all glow.

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@reddit_lies OP needs to remember that the stand in the schoolhouse door ended in a climbdown from Wallace.

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@reddit_lies We've been at that for years. I first came across the concept of the "cotton ceiling" in 2014.

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@reddit_lies I just assume that everyone on those subs is a glowie. I bet if their Jan 6th comes around it'll devolve into a ring of g-men all in a Mexican standoff.

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@ApexImperialist @reddit_lies They both probably had internal passports. I recall the prequel trilogy referred to planets like Kamino as being restricted zones. Also because of the huge scale and diversity of culture and species in both, they probably allowed a lot of semi autonomous regions.

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@HelenWebberley @RedRoo81 @JackxJewell @JamieStrud @DuncanHenry78 Of course. You have no real country argument so you just go "lol Ur ugly."

Are you actually a child? Because normal people grow out of that by age 12.

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@ohyeahmister2 @NewBerlin14 @MythoYookay Those advances were in spite of Islam not because of it.

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@Selatrop @Caben17749 @reddit_lies No they are not. "DV spikes when your team loses" has been deboonked since the 1990s.

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@reddit_lies Because if they're working class... They are. The British establishment hates white working class and lower middle class men for wanting to be successful and better off rather than be pets of the elite left.

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@reddit_lies Thinks women's rights are better elsewhere than the US. Okay. There's probably places there are. But they mention non Latin alphabet. That means she went to Russia or an ex Soviet nation, which ain't too feminist, Japan or China or East Asia, likewise, or the Middle East. Lol.

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@zarahussain999 @LeftieStats @YouGov

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@hpdri @JacktehLad @LeftieStats @YouGov Your response to people saying this sort of thing is "lol ur ugly" like a fucking 9 year old.

Act your age not your shoe size.

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@hpdri @LeftieStats @YouGov Thanks, I'm totally voting Reform now just to encourage you to FRO.

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@Jebadoo2 7. Commission yet another programme about or involving drag queens and shill it on the front pages of the news website.

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@sappholives83 @Northeastern "You WILL suck the ladydique, BIGOT."

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@campbellclaret Scrutiny? You mean what you didn't face for lying us into a pointless war and driving David Kelly to suicide?

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@Glinner He's always been a moral coward.

There's a really uncomfortable episode of HIGNFY from 1999 with Jimmy Savile in which the latter says he was the terror of every girls school and implies he's a sex offender. Ian laughs uncomfortably. I think he knew but was too spineless to say.

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@IanGee2023 @jk_rowling @AlessandraAster It gets better. Have a read of the Sandman issue entitled Calliope in which a writer gains inspiration by imprisoning and raping a real life muse, then smarms to fans, "actually I do think of myself as a feminist."

That was in 1991.

Sometimes abusers seem to want to get caught.