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[Luke @Limnori]

@coates_tim @LouisMMCoiffait Not negging but when I worked in pub libs (granted over ten years ago) our authority libs already signed up anyone registering a new birth so the baby had their own library card - and it wasnt unique either - whys this presented as new?

[Luke @Limnori]

@slug_face Nuu

[P. Puck @PeaPuck]

A worshiper of the Gherkin God shows off her outfit and accessories to the lovely music of Connie Converse (everything but the shoes are made by me)

[Vic Mensa’s Orange Tree @KammyTaughtYou]

“And they used to put the lyrics to all the songs right inside the CD booklet.”

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

inktober?? sorry, i'm doing THINKtober, where i simply sit around remembering every single embarrassing thing i've ever said or done

[Niko Ludwig @Collateral_com]

Single worst piece of software ever invented

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

IN PLACE OF A DARK LORD YOU WOULD HAVE A QUEEN!

NOT DARK BUT BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE AS THE DAWN!

TREACHEROUS AS THE SEA!

STRONGER THAN THE FOUNDATIONS OF THE EARTH!

ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!

[The Museum of English Rural Life @TheMERL]

brat summer is over. now it's time for pannage autumn, the ancient medieval custom of releasing your pigs in the woods so they can eat the chestnuts and acorns that fall to the forest floor.

[Luke @Limnori]

@aj_boston King

[Luke @Limnori]

When did she leave?

[Bradley Stern @MuuMuse]

ANNIE is coming back with a track called “The Sky Is Blue” and she’s gone early ‘00s trance - a dream come true.

[Jonathan Lis @jonlis1]

Then it should not survive

[Irish Ranger (Sevvy) @VeteranIrish]

Loving Taylor Swift's outfit, which is clearly designed to break up her shape against the background, thus making it difficult for German U-Boats to calculate her range, speed, and direction. 😁😁

[Luke @Limnori]

@SlugInkPress Welcome to the meeting

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

Kelly Rowland checking if Microsoft is working yet so she can send a text on Excel