Steve

Redoing this twitter page to shamelessly push the history podcast I do with Lisa, called I Married a History Teacher. It's mediocre, but we have fun doin it!

[American Red Cross @RedCross]

Red Cross & @SOSMedIntl teams are caring for 300+ survivors saved from the Mediterranean Sea. The rescue ship has people of all ages, including babies, who will run out of formula soon. The ship is asking for a port to disembark and get people the help they need.

[Steve @LincolnBlogCabn]

Ground zero for the @ScottSeiss Movement. Hope these cashiers have some coupons for me.

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Putin’s a fucking wimp. Bring on the Armageddon, asshole. You think you know bleak, motherfucker? We are Arby’s.

Please enjoy Arby’s.

[Steve @LincolnBlogCabn]

@Brontchie @tfrodgers86 @harriskhunter This is top notch digitally public couple banter yall.

[Steve @LincolnBlogCabn]

Depiction of tonight’s episode of #imarriedahistoryteacher #historymemes #aristotle more like #arisHOTle #history #art #Greece #power_of_women

[Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut]

So it goes.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

There should be a statue of @ScottSeiss in Dundalk.

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

Amazingness

[Scott Seiss @ScottSeiss]

Part 1 of all of them

[Nature Is Weird @NaturelsWeird]

The shapeshifting octopus has unbelievable camouflage!

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

“As we lay dying, in that final moment of lucidity before the eternal blackness, the futility of everything we pretend is important is illuminated and exposed as mere distraction. The buzzing of flies.”

-MLK probably

Please continue to enjoy Arby’s

[Steve @LincolnBlogCabn]

Lets talk about the #hashtag. Ya know what it was called pre-twitter? A pound sign, like Ezra Pound. Let's talk modernist lit. Also, lit used to mean literature, now on
#imarriedahistoryteacher

#HistoryMatters #historymemes #EzraPound @WoodyAllenPages #history #poetry #imagism

[Steve @LincolnBlogCabn]

Hey everyone! Just standing outside in a long line to get into the UPS store in the middle of a pandemic cuz the #hp scam printer I paid real American currency for still doesn’t work. Needed a single printed piece of paper. It’s 30 degrees. #hp equals #halliburton

[Steve @LincolnBlogCabn]

LOL. My #hp printer some how now has a paper jam, which is hilarious cuz it hasn't actually try to print anything in months. Is this irony or is it.... oh no it's a terrible product from a scam company #hp = #halliburton of #technology #TechNews

[Steve @LincolnBlogCabn]

Yooooooo

[Steve @LincolnBlogCabn]

Everybody is bored. It's winter, COVID numbers are rising, Trump is saying less stuff. Ya know what's fun? #Vegas ... but even a lot of Vegas is closed. So maybe we should just listen to the #imarriedahistoryteacher episode about #LasVegas
#history #historymemes #Mafiaseries

[BBC Radio 6 Music @BBC6Music]

What’s track 1 on your alt-Xmas playlist? https://t.co/C99o3Gyc8J

[Stevenson Waltien @waltien]

When I tell people I'm planning a lot of travel this weekend, they tend to get a little angry... until I explain with a wink that all my travels will be through the magic of literature. Then they get furious.

[Steve @LincolnBlogCabn]

Trying to print my ballot with my #hp printer... it won't print... really makes you think... is #hp pro #VoterSuppression ??

#HPSuppressesVoting #DontBelieveHPLies #HPHatesDemocracy

[Steve @LincolnBlogCabn]

Everyone loves The Great @BritishBakeOff because people with sexy accents use the same couple of ingredients to make lots of different wonderful delicacies but they been doin that at @tacobell for decades.