Lincoln Heffley

Parks and Recreation — Season 4 : Episode 7 0:35 | LSE IR

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@jpgairhan It’s part of our culture.

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@godblessamaryca @ryannalonsoo Okay I was trying to remember that girl's name the other day and I literally could not, but I could remember how annoyed the entire lecture was with her every time she spoke.

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@bike_bish Yay congrats buddy.

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@ih8ithere27 May I recommend scrubs

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@bread_fan_page Also why is this written like a 2008 Facebook status update

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@bread_fan_page They add value to the mix. Would never eat on their own but they are very good in trail mix.

[allison 🍉 @ih8ithere27]

ohio trip out of context

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deciduous flower szn

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To date, my proudest accomplishments are my master’s dissertation, perfecting my french omelette technique, and my 2017 March Madness bracket which finished in the 98th percentile.

I will not, however, reveal the order in which I rank those.

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@jpgairhan I just know that this is about the brook and the bluff and now I’m mad I missed that concert.

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“You have to spend money to make money” I tell myself everyday as I spend $6 on an iced oat milk latte to spark one single drop of serotonin while endlessly applying for jobs.

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It’s the ripening tomato, for me (,:

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Just me and my tomato plant (:

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No one asked for an update but here you go:

[ABC News @ABC]

QUACK PACK: Mama duck takes in the sights and sounds of Portland, Oregon, with 10 ducklings in tow as the adventurous family explores the city. https://t.co/8UVqtYqJsa

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Someone gained access to my credit card and I had no idea for two whole months and the ONLY THING they used it for was a subscription to https://t.co/OjJMN6rkTL

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@godblessamaryca I think about this way too often... like why? how? who thought this was a good idea? where did they find those poor girls?

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@lesliecarter95 @RazorbackSpirit @ArkRazorbacks @BigRed_UA @SueE_UA @Ribby_UA I hope so because you NEED this shirt