allison 🍉

nothing to see here #blacklivesmatter

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

“Why did Zohran meet with Trump?!”

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

When President Clinton banned assault rifles in 1994, mass shootings dropped by 43%. After Republicans let the ban expire in 2004, they increased by 243% — please don’t tell me bans don’t work, because I don’t want to hear it.

[a nice enough person online 🍉 @bigkiitten]

i love how we’re just straight up cooking the planet to produce the worst thing ever invented

[Crocodile Cam⚡️🇨🇻 @CrocodileCam]

“@ grok is this true”

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Every single Republican president in my lifetime has crashed the goddamn economy and gotten us into the middle of an idiotic, poorly planned war in the Middle East.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

You could end homelessness with 8 days of the military budget.

[culture @notgwendalupe]

i lowkey get her now

[tt @gayericforman]

me when I pretend not to know the plot of a broadway musical that's based on one of the best-known novels of all time while somehow knowing the plot to a different, lesser known broadway musical

[Khaled Elgindy @elgindy_]

Seizing a vessel in international waters and abducting those on board is called piracy.

[james tom @jestom]

"I asked chatgpt"
I confided in amazon
I confessed to mcdonald's
I have an inside joke with exxon mobil

[Sana Saeed @SanaSaeed]

This is the last image we have of the humanitarian crew aboard Madleen, from telegram.

[Barry Malone @malonebarry]

Context that must be included in news reports: The Madleen is a civilian vessel, it is UK-flagged, it is carrying humanitarian aid, everyone on board is unarmed, and it was sailing in international waters.

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

“The girls are fighting, aren't they?”

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

“I was happy to work with a man I knew was pedophile until he cut my EV credit” is such a hilarious rich person sentiment

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

google ai is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn't work

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

This is yet another good example of why men are too emotional to be in leadership.

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

a catty gay breakup born of betrayal and substance abuse? during Pride month?

[vo @vanillaopinions]

happy ronald reagan death day to all who celebrate