linda

EMT-B → Paramedic →Emergency Physician in NYC

[linda @LindaSaurusRex]

So, I'm studying @ Starbucks, and a group of college kids comes in, don't buy anything, start vaping, and putting on Halloween makeup (mmm...k). 2 girls are giving themselves black eyes calling their costume "Broken... https://t.co/BbK6KCjjyi

[linda @LindaSaurusRex]

“Like when you guys put somebody in the car, and you’re protecting their head, you know, the way you put your... https://t.co/6tNwCZPPkJ

[linda @LindaSaurusRex]

First microwaves now vibrators!! https://t.co/1MX6xtVwu9

[linda @LindaSaurusRex]

Protesting health care dismantling! https://t.co/RrFc5g07Cg

[Baseballer @TheBsblr]

Did Adam Lind fart while batting 💀😂 https://t.co/j1u0yxIdSN

[linda @LindaSaurusRex]

@realDonaldTrump : 'I'm the greatest! Russia gave me this sweet hotel room! The Obamas had it!? Hehehe..'
Russia: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
#GoldenShowers

[Craig Ferguson @CraigyFerg]

It's not often I miss doing a daily show but when I see #GoldenShowers trending I think....
maybe it's time to get back in the game.

[linda @LindaSaurusRex]

@FitbitSupport what is the status on the Charge HR syncing issue. Exchanged my device today, still won't sync to phone (Android OS5)

[Alejandro Alvarez @aletweetsnews]

Fans singing the French national anthem while being evacuated from the Stade de France. (via @TSBible) #ParisAttacks https://t.co/928MHtCJdR

[linda @LindaSaurusRex]

According to my mother in law. Doing 'the stanky leg' gets you 2000 fitbit steps

[linda @LindaSaurusRex]

Oh man. @DunkinDonuts by work had my coffee order ready when I walked in. #coffeeaddict

[Chris Bassitt @C_Bass419]

Paul Konerko Day at US Cellular Field. @whitesox #Captain #Paulie #King

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

WE DID IT! #TargetSale #AllStar #Bullseye

[linda @LindaSaurusRex]

#WorldCup with the EM peeps. #orientationmonth #sorryyoureworking #USA

[linda @LindaSaurusRex]

Nothin like watching world class athletes while I scarf down pizza and beer. #WorldCup #carbs

[linda @LindaSaurusRex]

The entire HR building at County smells of bacon. Not gunna question it. #Mmmm

[linda @LindaSaurusRex]

Why I'm I hungrier AFTER I eat? #ugh

[NPR @NPR]

'Star Wars' Museum Lands In Chicago http://t.co/vlw1LtE9l6

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Uruguay's Luis Suarez bit an opponent in the World Cup. But at least he didn't use his hands.

[linda @LindaSaurusRex]

My Talk to Text: 'fly swatter' --> 'fly slaughter.' Close enough.