Lindir

Serving Lord Elrond. Although dwarves were not in the job description. #ConfessionsByLindir #LurkingLindir

[Lindir @LindirImladris]

Elrond the Elf thinks it's funny
To fill the Dwarves boots with honey
I will simply fade
If I don't get paid
Double to deal with his baloney

[Lindir @LindirImladris]

@stacyannmartin Dwarves. Hobbits, too. One can never be too careful. Blink and your pantry will be empty. Blink again and the garden has been stripped.

[Lindir @LindirImladris]

#LurkingLindir

[Lindir @LindirImladris]

He's a PR lawsuit waiting to happen... https://t.co/BM9iYuOCJy

[Grumpy Elrond @ElrondofRivndel]

Huh. Yeah, I don't know, Treebeard. I'm stumped.

Yes, I said stumped. Stop being so thinbarked.

[Lindir @LindirImladris]

@anlothian Hugs!!

[Lindir @LindirImladris]

@EomerHorseLord #sorrynotsorry

[Lindir @LindirImladris]

@quictmaiden He needs to be talked off the ledge. Quick! Before he burns my costume!

[Lindir @LindirImladris]

@ElrondPeredhil_ It's this or my "birthday suit!"

[Lindir @LindirImladris]

@radiantsilvcr 😘

[Lindir @LindirImladris]

@ElrondPeredhil_ It was either that or envy.

[Lindir @LindirImladris]

@radiantsilvcr Is it not the sexiest pirate diva costume you've ever seen?

[Lindir @LindirImladris]

@ElrondofRivndel #ComeAtMeBro

[Lindir @LindirImladris]

@ElrondofRivndel Oh I don't think so. He passed ages ago. This happened not a fortnight past outside the costume shop!

[Lindir @LindirImladris]

@ElrondofRivndel Your costume is..ah...not what I expected. https://t.co/C4PH9KSyEC

[ARWEN (Parody) @WickedArwen]

Adar, likes tights too apparently.

[Lindir @LindirImladris]

Found my Halloween costume! Lord Elrond does not approve.

[Lindir @LindirImladris]

@ElrondofRivndel I think you were hallucinating.

[Lindir @LindirImladris]

He's out of control. https://t.co/LS0FZKO04R

[Grumpy Elrond @ElrondofRivndel]

It's #NationalVegetarianDay.

I think I'll invite Dwarves over and have Lindir serve them salad and tofu.

[Lindir @LindirImladris]

@KaliReidal //I wish I had seen this earlier. My bday is the same day, I would've hung out with you 😘

[Lindir @LindirImladris]

@KaliReidal //Happy birthday!

[Lindir @LindirImladris]

Story of my life https://t.co/I6qNcrkgYM

[Grumpy Elrond @ElrondofRivndel]

You know there's a problem when you call the plumber and the first thing he says is, "Had Dwarves stay over again, didja?"

[Lindir @LindirImladris]

It's my scribe's birthday today. Quick, everybody embarrass her!

//Damn you, Lindir!